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Looking for 151 today. If that takes well, I'll hold and look for 155. If not, I'm looking for 150 to bail.	Lookin good so far
I think you have to be born with it or get it as an STD so you are safe.	But vaccines arent STDs and happen after birth. Vaccines are the sole cause of autism. Dont you keep up with news about the very feature that defines you as a person? Come on man~
FUCKER! We were 9 cents away before you said no, what a jerk!	Shoulda listened to me. No means No. Maybe after you buy me dinner though ;)
Should have bought more calls. God damnit	I felt like I needed to diversify so I put the other half of my 200 dollar portfolio in amd.
Why isn’t it fully priced in?	Because he told you it’s not JEEZE!
I don't think he understands anything over 140 characters long.	I don't think he understands anything
This thing is set to run	Fuckin’ parabolic move, hope it doesn’t shit the bed like SQ did last Nov, although that did not turn out poorly.
Sometimes I splurge and add some lentils	You are now a mod of /r/pfjerk.
Well done. Balls of steel. I'm still sticking to my $70 by 2019 call.	I am looking to bail on the earnings run
lol	You lucky motherfucker... I'm not too unhappy cause I locked in some profits... but that extra 7% is really annoying the hell out of me
Okay, yes, but AMZN beat revenue by nearly $2 billion.	So by like .2%?
Can you imagine? At 30 mill net worth there are entire pages of the real estate section on jamesedition.com that are off limits to you. I don't even want to think about it.	I did accounting work for the owner of the previous company I worked at and he would causally drop $50k for a long weekend vacations. He’d also go out to eat at the nicest of restaurants and frequently spent $1k to $5k when he did. He’d also causally hand me million dollar checks that he had forgotten about for several YEARS to go deposit (I basically became his personal accounting assistant).
No way you were going to sell at $27 though... if you held through the day it would have been $21.	Woulda been real happy with 25 though. I sold on a small downturn. Wanted to hold onto profit.
Alright Exorxor, I heard the best way to off yourself is to break a broomstick in half and roto-root your ass. Let me know how it goes - I imagine a fag like yourself would really enjoy it	Pretty creative.
I wish I could :'(	U betting against soros?!
With $26k in your account? You're probably retarded.	This is /r/wallstreetbets after all.
stay all-in SPXS to spite myself	Bold move cotton, let's see how it pays off
suck me off gayboy	He’s not the one who just got bent over
I'm only commenting here because I feel so so bad for you. Go stick a fork in an outlet.	No u
maybe	This is the answer that has persuaded me to go all in. 😎
Seriously, I have some form of PTSD from inexplicable MU tankage	I was a nonbeliever before this now I see the light, if it dips below $40 again I’m all in
when did u buy in	Mid Feb. Wish I was onboard the meme MU WSB train last year when it was like 32.
Bac is cheap af. I only get .5% from my checking. Not worth switching for 1% since not having direct deposit is a pain and I need to support my bac calls	I think you mean 0.05%?
Yeah she took the kids, the car, the house. I'm left with the TV and our shared Netflix account.	Congrats man. You've made it!
until it does	And it will stop going up, at least mid term. How can a 9B per year revenue stock justify a 150B market cap? I guess earnings but still. AMD's revenue is like 5-6B so meh.
I believe he’s referring to $MU share price EOW	I believe it is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era
fingers crossed!	https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/microsoft-tay-racist-tweets_us_56f3e678e4b04c4c37615502
BRB downloaded and moving my portfolio.	Be sure to check out the Start Over button!
But he might go to jail for 10 years, yuck	I'd go to prison for 10 years for $75 million. Fuck, I'd do it for 20 million.
Looks like you created a subreddit, just gave you a sub friendo	[We're about to hit 20 subs!](https://camo.producthunt.com/cf6269b921876981b73e6be6348d222aa8e0def3/687474703a2f2f692e696d6775722e636f6d2f336b31615872382e6a7067)
If AMD hits 60 by End of the Year I'll donate $5,000 to charity.	Remind me!
Why is it green tho	bc North and South Korea are trying to be best butt buddies.
This was literally posted yesterday	i didn't see it, i'm not at my computer 24/7 like you k?
Alternatively, never react after the market already 'freaks out' (on Friday) bc you are always behind everyone. Those austists with Bloomberg terminals (and insiders illegally) will beat you on reaction speed every time.	So much this. Once I learned to calm the fuck down and let moves play out after missing the initial movement I started actually making money.
Wow MU continuing it's tear. Lucky for me I have 0 shares. The cnn site does suggest we are in fact green today. I'll believe it at the open.	It’s in real-time, we are currently green but I watch this every day and we were red at this time yesterday so anything can happen.
What if you live paycheck to paycheck because all cash that doesnt go towards rent and lentils ends up in tripleveraged etfs and FDs	Then you belong here.
thats my gf	Shes pretty
Uh, democrats impose tariffs all the time.	Please cite your sources.
No. No refunds.	Robinhood does refunds if its less than 24 hours from the purchase.
There's a difference between being a math nerd and a weeb	What’d he say lol
What about that dude who invests in water	The bad guy from Quantum of Solace?
Play options you stupid fuck. Nobody cares about you holding $1,500 dollars in two shares	They are in options you fucking faggot Jesus fuck you can’t say a single fucking thing right lol
I see the mod of /r/the_shkreli_evidence is making another appearance. Thanks for contributing absolutely nothing to the discussion you AIDS-ridden faggot.	Go sit on a bloodied dildo wrapped in rose thorns
What the actual fuck did you do? Just keep buying different strikes as it rose?	I believe it went something like that. Tempted to go long on calls now.
love you too, no homo	Love you more, homo implied
Managed to buy at the very top, nice recovery	Ha, and they say not to time the market. This guy makes it look easy
This is getting out of hand	Darn it, you're right!
Watch out bro, that guy knows something. Deep state embedded CIA SEC agents are giving us the real DD	what a nice guy
Smart man, things are just getting started 😋🔥	Not so sure, I think they're going to slog along for a while and destroy my puts
I am looking to bail on the earnings run	But I could see them crushing earnings and raising guidance again. They already adjusted mid quarter. That has to be a bullish sign.
be careful , at this rate he might qualify for admission to /r/investing in 5 yrs	He would need to say his 5 daily hail vanguard's before he could do that
Not everyone is looking for bionary events to gamble off. It may be shocking to you, but he might be buying to hold for a long time. He might have started buying at 17 and is still buying.	If true why didn’t daddy buffet buy it?
I'll take full responsibility for the dip tomorrow.	im pregnant
Race to $60 before AAPL hits $200... of course.	Might actually happen eow
oh do i have the stock for you	Do tell.
U on the wrong side my jelly	I know.. but I don't feel like buying the calls.. then it will sit flat..
That’s where you can lose all your money in stocks, uninstall the app, then reinstall the app and they refund all your losses right?	You have to press the button before you uninstall the app or it doesn't work. The uninstall thing is for when RH is trying to margin call you. 'New phone, who dis?'
Yup, sounds like you did a limit sell vs stop loss? It sold for 15.82 because you were willing to sell for minimum 15.80. But there is stop loss and stop limit that I am still confused about.	Personally I rarely use stop loss / limit, but I think the stop loss changes the order to a market sell after the share price falls below your set point. Stop limit sells only at your price, so if it gaps below your set point you still own it.
should have a pic of your portfolio as background then	goteeeem
a tad bit harsh if not true :)	All in good fun
Short $FB	Have fun
You must be new.	I don’t think he is. It’s really that bad.
I already own this one as well lol. Not my proudest investment	Ha ya I’m suggesting buy it now, not before but hey maybe you’ll ride it back up to break even.
I'd approve the balls but they are gone now	That shit got margin called.
That’s a fucking painful way to make $4.39.	Painful way to make $439.... Those are three separate contracts at a 100 shares a piece. So not so painful.
I’m waiting for Wednesday @2:30	Forgive my ignorance, but what happens on Wednesday at 2:30?
True, but you also can't claim losses	If you expect to lose more than you gain then why are you even doing this?
That.	The other.
What's your recommended strategy?	Forget NFLX and go all in MU
Can we call it ExItaly	Italeave
I hope you never actually get banned. And this is just some on running joke	Thanks 😘
jokes on you, dumping a weighted body off the side of a boat rental at a local lake can't be more than a couple hundred	Lake of the Ozarks in off-season would be like $30 for an hour probably. Don't need to go far, just around the bend and back.
Mods please ban when he fails to do this	Ban in advance, only unban if it comes to pass.
What's the black thing	Juul
CRON	I hope it keeps running.
soo $FB?	no, snap
You’re right. I’m fucking retarded.	You're a good man for not correcting your error on your main comment. Retarded, autistic, but a good person otherwise.
Yeah I cashed out half of my position at open today. I’ll buy back in if I get a better price or I’ll move on to something else. It is a meme stock after all.	IM NOT SELLING UNTIL 60 OR 0
Just bought 2. I heard about this going public, wish I could have purchased earlier on. Whatever I got 2, I’m sure it’ll be worth more than $10 which is what I paid, soon	thanks for making it $9.90
Janitor with two accounts confirmed.	A guy janitor with two accounts.
Looking at his post history and comments, I'm not surprised at all.	ah the donald got it bye
I'm debating selling now and eating my 7% loss vs buying puts just in case it tanks, I'm tired of nursing this thing. What are you doing?	i hope you held, my friend
$MU	lol
You don’t not know how taxes work. There’s these things called estimated tax payments that some of us have to make. You must be a poor fag	If you made substantial investment gains It would cancel out any refund amount regardless of taxes paid. I’m a poor fag though. I got a nice refund. All in MU calls
So it seems you actually don't understand what is meant by inflated market cap. Lol	Take your bullshit elsewhere
- Afraid of gangs in real life.	Lol
32, 18k a year for 10 years. Plus about $500 in sick gains.	how does she contribute 18k per year? Maximum for ROTH/Tradition is 5.5k and 6.5k
They probably collude to short the market prior to letting him unleash his stupidity then go long when he rescinds it.	its prolly the only way they can keep up with this.
, FUKBOII.	goodbye
Only if they were completely unexpected. You can pay in whatever amount you want before you file. But nah I’ve got too much in $MU right now I need to diversify into other memes	Netflix looks unstoppable if you can afford the premiums.
Trumps 40% turnover rate is 2x as high as the next highest president.	:/
I mentally saved your post to come here to say YOLO	did you play earnings?
It definitely took balls. Are you selling now? Tomorrow may get funky with the Gary Cohn stuff.	Nope. Going to hold.
K	M
K	M
She told u?	Ur mom big gay
K	M
I get shit for saying this here usually. But then this kind of thing happens and it's worth it. Haha.	Well there goes my 155 mcd calls.
i gave you the solid DD	And by DD he means Donkey Dick.
Yep, too many people on WSB fundamentally misunderstand the Fed's role. If they wanted a permanently green market - well you'd just keep rates at 0% and let the inflation run wild. The market would be perpetually green due to inflation. Red days wouldn't exist right up until the dollar became worthless and the economy collapsed Weimer Republic-style.	Someone didn’t pay attention in macroeconomics class.

Looking for 151 today. If that takes well, I'll hold and look for 155. If not, I'm looking for 150 to bail.

Lookin good so far

I think you have to be born with it or get it as an STD so you are safe.

But vaccines arent STDs and happen after birth. Vaccines are the sole cause of autism. Dont you keep up with news about the very feature that defines you as a person? Come on man~

FUCKER! We were 9 cents away before you said no, what a jerk!

Shoulda listened to me. No means No. Maybe after you buy me dinner though ;)

Should have bought more calls. God damnit

I felt like I needed to diversify so I put the other half of my 200 dollar portfolio in amd.

Why isn’t it fully priced in?

Because he told you it’s not JEEZE!

I don't think he understands anything over 140 characters long.

I don't think he understands anything

This thing is set to run

Fuckin’ parabolic move, hope it doesn’t shit the bed like SQ did last Nov, although that did not turn out poorly.

Sometimes I splurge and add some lentils

You are now a mod of /r/pfjerk.

Well done. Balls of steel. I'm still sticking to my $70 by 2019 call.

I am looking to bail on the earnings run

lol

You lucky motherfucker... I'm not too unhappy cause I locked in some profits... but that extra 7% is really annoying the hell out of me

Okay, yes, but AMZN beat revenue by nearly $2 billion.

So by like .2%?

Can you imagine? At 30 mill net worth there are entire pages of the real estate section on jamesedition.com that are off limits to you. I don't even want to think about it.

I did accounting work for the owner of the previous company I worked at and he would causally drop $50k for a long weekend vacations. He’d also go out to eat at the nicest of restaurants and frequently spent $1k to $5k when he did. He’d also causally hand me million dollar checks that he had forgotten about for several YEARS to go deposit (I basically became his personal accounting assistant).

No way you were going to sell at $27 though... if you held through the day it would have been $21.

Woulda been real happy with 25 though. I sold on a small downturn. Wanted to hold onto profit.

Alright Exorxor, I heard the best way to off yourself is to break a broomstick in half and roto-root your ass. Let me know how it goes - I imagine a fag like yourself would really enjoy it

Pretty creative.

I wish I could :'(

U betting against soros?!

With $26k in your account? You're probably retarded.

This is /r/wallstreetbets after all.

stay all-in SPXS to spite myself

Bold move cotton, let's see how it pays off

suck me off gayboy

He’s not the one who just got bent over

I'm only commenting here because I feel so so bad for you. Go stick a fork in an outlet.

No u

maybe

This is the answer that has persuaded me to go all in. 😎

Seriously, I have some form of PTSD from inexplicable MU tankage

I was a nonbeliever before this now I see the light, if it dips below $40 again I’m all in

when did u buy in

Mid Feb. Wish I was onboard the meme MU WSB train last year when it was like 32.

Bac is cheap af. I only get .5% from my checking. Not worth switching for 1% since not having direct deposit is a pain and I need to support my bac calls

I think you mean 0.05%?

Yeah she took the kids, the car, the house. I'm left with the TV and our shared Netflix account.

Congrats man. You've made it!

until it does

And it will stop going up, at least mid term. How can a 9B per year revenue stock justify a 150B market cap? I guess earnings but still. AMD's revenue is like 5-6B so meh.

I believe he’s referring to $MU share price EOW

I believe it is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era

fingers crossed!

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/microsoft-tay-racist-tweets_us_56f3e678e4b04c4c37615502

BRB downloaded and moving my portfolio.

Be sure to check out the Start Over button!

But he might go to jail for 10 years, yuck

I'd go to prison for 10 years for $75 million. Fuck, I'd do it for 20 million.

Looks like you created a subreddit, just gave you a sub friendo

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If AMD hits 60 by End of the Year I'll donate $5,000 to charity.

Remind me!

Why is it green tho

bc North and South Korea are trying to be best butt buddies.

This was literally posted yesterday

i didn't see it, i'm not at my computer 24/7 like you k?

Alternatively, never react after the market already 'freaks out' (on Friday) bc you are always behind everyone. Those austists with Bloomberg terminals (and insiders illegally) will beat you on reaction speed every time.

So much this. Once I learned to calm the fuck down and let moves play out after missing the initial movement I started actually making money.

Wow MU continuing it's tear. Lucky for me I have 0 shares. The cnn site does suggest we are in fact green today. I'll believe it at the open.

It’s in real-time, we are currently green but I watch this every day and we were red at this time yesterday so anything can happen.

What if you live paycheck to paycheck because all cash that doesnt go towards rent and lentils ends up in tripleveraged etfs and FDs

Then you belong here.

thats my gf

Shes pretty

Uh, democrats impose tariffs all the time.

Please cite your sources.

No. No refunds.

Robinhood does refunds if its less than 24 hours from the purchase.

There's a difference between being a math nerd and a weeb

What’d he say lol

What about that dude who invests in water

The bad guy from Quantum of Solace?

Play options you stupid fuck. Nobody cares about you holding $1,500 dollars in two shares

They are in options you fucking faggot Jesus fuck you can’t say a single fucking thing right lol

I see the mod of /r/the_shkreli_evidence is making another appearance. Thanks for contributing absolutely nothing to the discussion you AIDS-ridden faggot.

Go sit on a bloodied dildo wrapped in rose thorns

What the actual fuck did you do? Just keep buying different strikes as it rose?

I believe it went something like that. Tempted to go long on calls now.

love you too, no homo

Love you more, homo implied

Managed to buy at the very top, nice recovery

Ha, and they say *not* to time the market. This guy makes it look easy

This is getting out of hand

Darn it, you're right!

Watch out bro, that guy knows something. Deep state embedded CIA SEC agents are giving us the real DD

what a nice guy

Smart man, things are just getting started 😋🔥

Not so sure, I think they're going to slog along for a while and destroy my puts

I am looking to bail on the earnings run

But I could see them crushing earnings and raising guidance again. They already adjusted mid quarter. That has to be a bullish sign.

be careful , at this rate he might qualify for admission to /r/investing in 5 yrs

He would need to say his 5 daily hail vanguard's before he could do that

Not everyone is looking for bionary events to gamble off. It may be shocking to you, but he might be buying to hold for a long time. He might have started buying at 17 and is still buying.

If true why didn’t daddy buffet buy it?

I'll take full responsibility for the dip tomorrow.

im pregnant

Race to $60 before AAPL hits $200... of course.

Might actually happen eow

oh do i have the stock for you

Do tell.

U on the wrong side my jelly

I know.. but I don't feel like buying the calls.. then it will sit flat..

That’s where you can lose all your money in stocks, uninstall the app, then reinstall the app and they refund all your losses right?

You have to press the button before you uninstall the app or it doesn't work. The uninstall thing is for when RH is trying to margin call you. 'New phone, who dis?'

Yup, sounds like you did a limit sell vs stop loss? It sold for 15.82 because you were willing to sell for minimum 15.80. But there is stop loss and stop limit that I am still confused about.

Personally I rarely use stop loss / limit, but I think the stop loss changes the order to a market sell after the share price falls below your set point. Stop limit sells only at your price, so if it gaps below your set point you still own it.

should have a pic of your portfolio as background then

goteeeem

a tad bit harsh if not true :)

All in good fun

Short $FB

Have fun

You must be new.

I don’t think he is. It’s really that bad.

I already own this one as well lol. Not my proudest investment

Ha ya I’m suggesting buy it now, not before but hey maybe you’ll ride it back up to break even.

I'd approve the balls but they are gone now

That shit got margin called.

That’s a fucking painful way to make $4.39.

Painful way to make $439.... Those are three separate contracts at a 100 shares a piece. So not so painful.

I’m waiting for Wednesday @2:30

Forgive my ignorance, but what happens on Wednesday at 2:30?

True, but you also can't claim losses

If you expect to lose more than you gain then why are you even doing this?

That.

The other.

What's your recommended strategy?

Forget NFLX and go all in MU

Can we call it ExItaly

Italeave

I hope you never actually get banned. And this is just some on running joke

Thanks 😘

jokes on you, dumping a weighted body off the side of a boat rental at a local lake can't be more than a couple hundred

Lake of the Ozarks in off-season would be like $30 for an hour probably. Don't need to go far, just around the bend and back.

Mods please ban when he fails to do this

Ban in advance, only unban if it comes to pass.

What's the black thing

Juul

CRON

I hope it keeps running.

soo $FB?

no, snap

You’re right. I’m fucking retarded.

You're a good man for not correcting your error on your main comment. Retarded, autistic, but a good person otherwise.

Yeah I cashed out half of my position at open today. I’ll buy back in if I get a better price or I’ll move on to something else. It is a meme stock after all.

IM NOT SELLING UNTIL 60 OR 0

Just bought 2. I heard about this going public, wish I could have purchased earlier on. Whatever I got 2, I’m sure it’ll be worth more than $10 which is what I paid, soon

thanks for making it $9.90

Janitor with two accounts confirmed.

A guy janitor with two accounts.

Looking at his post history and comments, I'm not surprised at all.

ah the donald got it bye

I'm debating selling now and eating my 7% loss vs buying puts just in case it tanks, I'm tired of nursing this thing. What are you doing?

i hope you held, my friend

$MU

lol

You don’t not know how taxes work. There’s these things called estimated tax payments that some of us have to make. You must be a poor fag

If you made substantial investment gains It would cancel out any refund amount regardless of taxes paid. I’m a poor fag though. I got a nice refund. All in MU calls

So it seems you actually don't understand what is meant by inflated market cap. Lol

Take your bullshit elsewhere

- Afraid of gangs in real life.

Lol

32, 18k a year for 10 years. Plus about $500 in sick gains.

how does she contribute 18k per year? Maximum for ROTH/Tradition is 5.5k and 6.5k

They probably collude to short the market prior to letting him unleash his stupidity then go long when he rescinds it.

its prolly the only way they can keep up with this.

, FUKBOII.

goodbye

Only if they were completely unexpected. You can pay in whatever amount you want before you file. But nah I’ve got too much in $MU right now I need to diversify into other memes

Netflix looks unstoppable if you can afford the premiums.

Trumps 40% turnover rate is 2x as high as the next highest president.

:/

I mentally saved your post to come here to say YOLO

did you play earnings?

It definitely took balls. Are you selling now? Tomorrow may get funky with the Gary Cohn stuff.

Nope. Going to hold.

K

M

K

M

She told u?

Ur mom big gay

K

M

I get shit for saying this here usually. But then this kind of thing happens and it's worth it. Haha.

Well there goes my 155 mcd calls.

i gave you the solid DD

And by DD he means Donkey Dick.

Yep, too many people on WSB fundamentally misunderstand the Fed's role. If they wanted a permanently green market - well you'd just keep rates at 0% and let the inflation run wild. The market would be perpetually green due to inflation. Red days wouldn't exist right up until the dollar became worthless and the economy collapsed Weimer Republic-style.

Someone didn’t pay attention in macroeconomics class.