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Fucking chartists.

My dad did this with soybean futures. But it was back in the 90s.

spanx

Call was spot on

not just the internet. People became way too sensitive these days

Snowflakes all around

It dips and then recovers. But it’s not really growing. I bought on the dip Friday so I’m not pleased with this volatility

Yeah, 30% in 3 months is definitely not growing...

I'm thinking it is now.

Correct.

I just came

Jesus fuck I just nuytted sooo hard. Oh shit..oh fuck!

Im the maron betting what I dont have!

> maron

It's pretty crazy, they're going to bang out like 4 or 5 of them.

2021 2023 2025 and 2027

Aside from MACD, assuming RSI is your secondary, what other idicators do you utilize for trend predictions? This makes me think your doing crosshairs, which might not be the best for companies such as SPY.

Ichimoku, Bollinger bands, vwap, moving average, drawings, and Twitter. On 1 & 5 minute charts. I'm starting to use triangle patterns too. I've paper trader for the last 2 months and haven't seen RSI go that low then keep going down that much, any way to avoid that?

So did you?

Lol no I didn’t.

Nothing, that's a great thing. But doing it in full thousands in a single payment is not something an individual in poverty has the option to do. Think of it as viewing a youtuber video who is 'getting his tesla for $200 a month' and then halfway through realize he just did an 80% downpayment.

😂

I like the oyster bracelet on the batman. The jubilee bracelet doesn't fit it. I'm on the list already for the hulk and Pepsi. Lol good thing its going to take a while before I get the call.

I agree on the bracelets.

Unless you’re into naked options trading.

Was I supposed to be clothed while trading options?

Also tech analysis means fuck all if the underlying financials are good. translation: tech analysis means fuck all

You sound like one of smart ones.

Bro, allot them 2 diapers a day and only feed them breastmilk for the first 4 or 5 years. Saved me tons.

Strange, smelly family, nice

Gay porn it is then

Lmaoo

🐷

I was definitely a hog with FCEL but I didn’t get slaughtered this time 💰

The funny part of martingale to me is the things people will blindly do for loss aversion that they would never risk for a gain.

Prospect theory

So what became of the meeting?

Nobody knows

GUHHH

GUHHH

I’m going to have to agree but i really need some tendies ... $10 by end of the week or I will be homeless

I think at best you'll see $6.

Ohhh so no one actually got paid for garbage?

Exactly. You can always check the last sale price where the info for your option is.

What are man bears?

Sorry already made my comma 2day by not betting on the economy collapsing.

What’s ur #

Hi DEA

/r/Economics is calling yours

Yang give me money. Yang good. Reee.

I love you too.

Hey I’m with you - It does make us less alone

Can confirm. Did this strat and I haven’t seen coins ages.

Haven't seen my legs in ages but it's coo.

It's failure all the way down

Fuck rockets, stonks only go up, right ? 😭

Then we will finally have something in common.

Guh

That is a really hard call. You need to be a stylish soul in France.. hands down. So if you have style and a bit more money France.. if you are kinda dirty and consider yourself a bit more worldly Germany. French girls are great, you could easily find yourself hanging out with 2 or 3 at a time. German girls are more the the loner type.

Hmm for style, could ask my friend- hes a model and goes to France frequently. I have money so not too much of a struggle on that side. Ill see which language Im better at

Hybrid is one of the cheapest trims.

You can get hybrid in any of the trims. Are you just utterly committed to being a dumbass?

https://prepareforliftoff.com/

Where is the Jan 1 date coming from? This seems to be common knowledge but my dumb brain can’t find it anywhere

I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s meant to be some massive insult to trump that it isn’t Xi coming but there’s no way he would get that.

Why would you choose to 'get that' when you can just think 'fuck you man' in your mind. It sounds like you want him to be in pain over it.

Yes i fully recommend you sell 600k in naked options. Works every time except when it doesn’t

When you say that you covered them, did you have to buy 1500 shares of TESLA at today's price??

yeah I'm balls deep on calls on these stocks. if its a bubble, I'd like to make tendies on it till it pops. I love options for stuff like this because even if the bubble pops, you only lose out on expiration post-pop and there's ways to mitigate them too.

UncOrrElatED returns. Maybe market isn't so retarded after all :D

Yes. Next month will have a correction.

I was in this logic too but I am not so sure. We got the Donnie trade pump till 1/15. We have earnings in January that will probably pump over dump. Whatever comes out of Brexit next month won't be too horrible since they have all of 2020 to pan it out. It won't take much bad news to have a correction but it sure is starting to look like January isnt the month.

$SPY 420.69 confirmed

Wut ur saying is long a 12k position?

?

It’s going to squeeze up

I think I'm good now, so I'll sell before day ends if I get good bops up and get restricted for 90 days. Time to switch to TD Ameritrade tmrw.

Realized gains are locked in with year end and people are harvesting losses from the market today. double down right now and enjoy your sweet tendies come Thursday, thank me later.

Hope it keeps rising as well :)

Cant decide to get shares now, I bet as soon as I do itll drop 50 cents and ill miss out on cheaper shares lol

I did French for 5 years and I dropped German after 2 so thats true. Yeah sure

Never took German but I know a little bit. I also traced a lot of my ancestry back to Germany even though I don't seem German on paper. I took French and learned enough to order say hi, ask questions. Spanish is my best language.. lived in Spain and Colombia.

what you looking at these days? You're the l2fmw right?

Yes and ba$ I got 330 calls

Kinda glad I didn’t sell now haha

Congrats :)

very disappointing 😔

Forgive me borther

No actually legging is less risky pros never set it up all at once

Are you saying you are a pro? :thinking:

Trump n dump

You have at least 14 of those a day. Not me, but you guys do.

GPRO testing 4.30 again, good time to get in before earnings

Don’t touch this trash.

come on guys i bought in at 4.32 need it to come back for a min :)

Same, 4.44...

Why on Earth would you buy a 0 day option when you have no day trades.

I didn't realize I was out of day trades

Being poor gives me the excuse for my lack of reading comprehension

Who needs rules when you have all this CASH

Oh, are they going to announce a promotion where you get a bottle of CBD and 10 Litecoins when you buy one of their chips?

lol

That would be the 757 max not the 747

Shit

After your investment in BA, I am pretty sure, I will find you selling gyro close to Staten Island ferry.

No I’m rich I have Connicute old money bro

Got in yesterday for Jan 31st. Timed the bottom but I'm still down, don't have any more $$ to average down today

patience is all

I see GLD breaking out of resistance (wedge) and DXY breaking the support of the channel it's been in the last 20 months... So yes, near is right, but on the wrong side lol

We'll see.

Trump will sign his name with the extra smelly permanent marker.

The blue-raspberry scented Crayola marker

Of course, but I'm not expecting that to be broken today.

I’m almost thinking it’s close to the top of that trading channel. With such a big day today with no news, the odds of pullback Thursday seem higher than continuation

What is happening right now with $AIMT. Looked promising with that spike at the end of the day yesterday but not sure what this intraday decline means for the stock. Doesn’t make sense

The stock is heavily shorted. Almost every single day for the past week it has declined to mid $32s. When this has good news, the short squeeze is going to be awesome. Hang in there. :)

Long answer: Yes

If he leaves, they will send him to japan which has a 99.9% guilty rate

Feels like the market has finally realised this

I've heard people say this for over a year now though

When you say that you covered them, did you have to buy 1500 shares of TESLA at today's price??

Yes to unwind a short position you buy to cover. So I bought 1500 shares yesterday when it was trading around 415.

Now we know why it spiked this morning lol.

Haha if only I had that kind of power.

$4 puts 1/3?

I mean they were cheap af. I got 2 days for people to come back to their senses .... could end up a nice little gamble if it can drop back to the start of the jump which was 3.18. I mean the stock is shit so I guess that helps me a little

So the stock did move up 9% in premarket & today it went up 15%. Anyone who listened to me got in at $1.90 yesterday and it's up to $2.17 today so....

happy for you, man - hope you managed to profit and have a good one tonight!

My deal is **very large.** Everyone talks about how large my deal is. You see these deals in China, and you think wow, Trumps deal, let's just say it's quite large, believe me.

Im gunna start talking like trump I swear to god I am.

It's not gone yet! Have faith. Another day like today and maybe you'll be ITM!

Oh I am riding it to the moon or straight into hell haha

Not bad

Lol well done

I have spoken

Baby Yoda \*force heals my brokerage account balance\*

Fuck rockets, stonks only go up, right ? 😭

If the rocket goes down, but you live in Australia. Did it actually go up?

It totally wasn't about a tail end event where it rocketed the fuck up in like two days and was all about your cold hard discipline and ability to see the future 👌

When I sold for 4.11 at 1:25 I was thinking “well fuck this is going to bounce back to 4.30”. But experience over the last 2 years has taught me it’s better to leave gains on the table then get raw dogged in the ass by a stock like this.

For every 12 bull days, there’s one bear day

For every 100 bulls on this sub, there is one beaten down bear. We still alive, still breathing, but obviously starving af

5 CENTS?? HOLY SHIT PANIC SELL

5 cents is a pretty big deal if its 90% of the call value tbh

i made it go away have u ever fought off a bear before

I’m a bear and I’m from Russia, so obviously yes

Sub 50 Intel? What is this guy smoking, boomers will buy that shit up before it gets there

Personally I like intel. I wouldn't buy it because I desire more growth but if you want a solid stock with growth prospects, thats it right there. The dividend is safe and I think it can keep going forward. Only big reason I ain't buying it is I'd rather have almost all boeing for my dividend stocks.

spy 330? lol please tell me they expire in like February or March and not Friday

Nah my strike is 322 but in order to break even as a whole I need it to hit 326/327 at least. After that I'm quitting naked options and going back to cash-secured puts and covered calls like a true homosexual

No it doesn’t. Outside of LA, NY, Houston and two other big cities the taxi business loses money. It’s pouring tons of money into self driving research too which is retarded because a bunch of other far more well funded companies late doing the same as well. When those companies get to market first Uber is gonna go fall hard

I always figured that the Uber game plan was to try a merger with/sale to the first group that has self-driving cars. They could immediately deliver most of the global market to whoever has the tech first and are probably prepared to solve the problems of integrating those systems together.

I’m up 100% so far after buying calls...

Who are you fooling here? The VIX is down 6%, what calls are up 100%?

Hope you sold at the right time homie

I definately didn't sell at the right time, but I came out okay. I panick sold in the morning when spy was on the way up but still red.

This is a huge misconception. “It’s not a loss until you sell” is complete BS. You’re just deciding at every moment to keep it in a stock you lost on because you think it’ll go back up instead of reinvesting it

so... not a loss until I sell..?

4.3....meh most of those questions are asking you to say strongly agree.

4.3 on which one? And I feel like most people who work in relation to money would answer those questions primarily in the affirmative.

There are so many restaurants still in business on razor thin margins and more opening up everyday cuz the margin sucks 😆

And restaurants collapse everyday. The number that gets thrown around alot is like half of all restaurants fail in their first year? Depends on the type of restaurant.

Not supported on robinhood?

I like the Think or Swim platform a lot better. I never thought FCEL would explode but I kept it on RH for my play money

Lol. Will do.

With your networth I assume you're already aware of donor advised funds so you can lock in your gains as well as the tax deduction and then donate slowly over time.

If I wait to sell my TSLA share until Thursday, that's $100 I get to keep tax free until 2021. That's like $2 I will earn in my Ally savings account. Much better than paying that 10% federal tax.

$1.80 in your ally savings account

Sustained low volatility for the past 8-9 years.

Well that's exactly when the decay should bite into your net asset value.

How do i do that?

Jump off a bridge and hope reincarnation is a thing?

Dude's gonna be like 95+ sitting in his wheelchair on NYE 2099, thinking 'fuck you, BugsSuck'

And rightly so!

The blue-raspberry scented Crayola marker

I'd hope for marsh88 extra xylene

Ikr?

Gotta chase the profits back, double down, only way to get even.

Do it and report back in a year.

Wut

Im gunna start talking like trump I swear to god I am.

85% chance you end up in an asylum, 15% chance of creating a cult following. Roll for initiative.