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"Spent 10 minutes snapping pics of my wife so she could have 'the perfect sexy Instagram photo.' When she was finally happy I asked her to return the favour. We got this beauty in one take." | funny |
"Where did all my money go??" | funny |
"What you doin?" | funny |
"4 days without a cigarette and a co-worker told me to "come back in a year" before I'm proud about it. Mark your calendars, Ladies and Gents." | funny |
"The calm before the storm......." | funny |
"I carved these very scary lights" | funny |
"My friend has been practicing restoring and colorizing old photos." | funny |
"Saw this today lol" | funny |
"oh lawd its a comin" | funny |
"If there's a single line of footprints in the snow I like to walk on the opposite step to make it look like one person was hopping" | funny |
"Tom Hanks crashing couples wedding photo shoot." | funny |
"Went to Colorado to visit some family, discovered a happy ass tree among the Garden of the Gods." | funny |
"Kid gives Megatron Optimus Prime's Head on a Stick" | funny |
"jogging" | funny |
"Gym guy teaching blind woman how to deadlift" | funny |
"My brother Ben leaves me voicemails about Satan. I made this one into a song called “Armagetten”" | funny |
"Throwback to when my mom forgot to submit my senior baby ad for the yearbook and asked my dad to do it" | funny |
"Not exactly how I envisioned my Shrek themed birthday cake..." | funny |
"My friend’s birthday gift to her husband: a fantastic painting of their Derperman Pinscher" | funny |
"PSA to all memers out there." | funny |
"First thought that popped into my head when I saw this" | funny |
"I've waited my entire life to see someone actually try this" | funny |
"I lost it when he tried to lie down" | funny |
"Our friend got fired today" | funny |
"Fever " | funny |
"Now that’s how you open a beer!" | funny |
"When mankind unites, great things can be achieved" | funny |
"I saw the apron while shopping, and decided to do a remake of my mother’s favorite picture for Christmas. 23 years apart." | funny |
"Witches & black cats" | funny |
"We were really excited to use a lime from our lime tree for the first time" | funny |
"Imposter Syndrome" | funny |
"Our family has a 35+ year tradition of disguising Christmas gifts. This took over 80 hours to build." | funny |
"My girlfriend and I (finally) got a PlayStation 5 so naturally we did a fake maternity and newborn shoot with it." | funny |
"My gf left this warning for me on my pillow" | funny |
"The trash can." | funny |
"Breaking News" | funny |
"Best instructor ever" | funny |
"all that time it took to setup, almost gets ruined by the cat" | funny |
"When my wife's school said they had BBQ for Teacher Appreciation week, she was excited to hear to there was a vegetarian option! It was a potato with BBQ sauce" | funny |
"Cows absolutely adore accordion music." | funny |
"Meanwhile, in Springfield, Ohio..." | funny |
"Channel 4 news" | funny |
"This is how Japan attacked Pearl Harbor according to flat earthers." | funny |
"Kindness" | funny |
"This is why woman live longer than men" | funny |
"Sorry for the sad post" | funny |
"My fiancé is working on becoming a cartoonist. Thoughts?" | funny |
"I have my 4 year old baffled. This could go on for hours." | funny |
"Told my wife I was sending her an erotic video." | funny |
"Not a cat." | funny |
"Who paid the bill !!??🤔" | funny |
"This building is like someone was making it up on the fly" | funny |
"Muscle memory" | funny |
"Change My Mind" | funny |
"Who will finish first?" | funny |
"Today on United Airline" | funny |
"Trying to impress my wife with new overpriced smart bulbs, forgot our security cam was recording." | funny |
"self-worth" | funny |
"An international student hospitalised in China and the nurse who couldn’t speak English, informed him about his surgery with this note." | funny |
"Who got into the catnip? Was it you?" | funny |
"I'm deathly afraid of heights... I went to the Skydeck at the Willis Tower (Sears Tower) and slowly inched my back to the edge, mustered up all composure I could and took a pic. I thought I nailed it until I saw the photo..." | funny |
"I wish I was as happy as this guy in traffic" | funny |
"Catch me if you can." | funny |
"Overcrowding in British prisons" | funny |
"Justin explains the name behind his Nut Butter" | funny |
"I build fake product ideas and today I made a cup holder that attaches to your shoes." | funny |
"Confiscated this note from one of my students." | funny |
"Dedicating a book..." | funny |
"10 years since Bill Gates told me that lunch was a once a day thing." | funny |
"The tides have turned." | funny |
"Currently Africa by Toto is winning for our graduation song and someone doesn't approve" | funny |
"First date locations pros and cons" | funny |
"Priest in Italy live streams mass, activates filters by mistake" | funny |
"My mom said this was one of my favorite things to do as a child." | funny |
"Well now I don't want to (oc)" | funny |
"Gotta impress the ladies somehow" | funny |
"Barista asked if she could make me a “surprise coffee, free of charge” and comes back with this" | funny |
"Playing in a swamp" | funny |
"These guys know how to have fun." | funny |
"Fun for the whole family." | funny |
"“"Shirtception" - my favorite gift every year from my brother. We're now at level 7." | funny |
"Spoken To" | funny |
"Max must NOT be allowed in the library. Cross posted from r/cats" | funny |
"My 11 year old has started drawing fat, middle aged Batman at the beach and it's everything you never knew you needed in life" | funny |
"Some cop in my hometown winning Halloween." | funny |
"Not all heroes wear capes" | funny |
"MTV was launched 40 years ago today - thanks for 15 years of music..." | funny |
"10 days it is" | funny |
"Dammit Luke" | funny |
"Went to the zoo today and I'm 99% sure that's not a Cheetah..." | funny |
"I have a long-standing battle with my buddy for the most ridiculous photo ID. My wife suggested I wear my mother's hot pink bathrobe and "Gary Busey" my hair for my new DRIVER'S LICENSE photo, so I did." | funny |
"This Thinker" | funny |
"The State Department nailed my girlfriend's passport" | funny |
"Godspeed, August" | funny |
"It’s been a stealthy three months" | funny |
"All dads were the same" | funny |
"Our house has 10 rooms..." | funny |
"We've all basically been on Zoom lately, and I've noticed there's all kinds of "Zoom"ers out there. Which one are you?" | funny |
"Finally" | funny |
"Somebody in the background is fighting for their life" | funny |