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"My cat losing his day job" | funny |
"Caught my wife red handed." | funny |
"Official pinning ceremony for promotion to Sergeant. They let you pick where you want to have the ceremony. New Sargeant chose to have it in the swimming pool." | funny |
"After years of saving I finally bought a house" | funny |
"Finally redone correctly." | funny |
"When my wife had an ultrasound for our first child I took a photo of the print out so she could send to friends and family on what’s app. Instead I sent her this xenomorph image and she sent it to everyone before realising what it was. She was not amused." | funny |
"Renovating the house, decided to put this in the wall before its boarded up so I can give the next person who renovates the house a heart attack" | funny |
"Since my bathroom door broke I don’t get to poop alone anymore." | funny |
"Forecast was for freezing rain, but had to go check it out..." | funny |
"Henry cavill suprises will smith" | funny |
"Let me just break this board" | funny |
"Today on reddit" | funny |
"History professor teaches about the first man in space." | funny |
"I turned 30 today. Party? Anyone?" | funny |
"Well, duh." | funny |
"Wife left me alone with the kids for the first time and after asking for an update I sent her this" | funny |
"Who do you think handled it better?" | funny |
"My sister’s school health clinic may need some emoji-education" | funny |
"vast difference" | funny |
"Two drunk gentlemen try to pass each other" | funny |
"Sent picture of my kids (left) to the wrong number and their (right) response was...." | funny |
"Jamaican Super Lotto winner taking NO CHANCES" | funny |
"My window cracked so I fixed it the only way I know how" | funny |
"Windows being Windows" | funny |
"He waited his enitre life for this moment" | funny |
"My kid got suspended from school for this today." | funny |
"Welcome to the Ocean" | funny |
"If watching the Discovery channel has taught me anything" | funny |
"I came in to the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster but others will say nomster." | funny |
"When the boss tells you it's u r g e n t" | funny |
" “sweet glutes bro..”" | funny |
"My car thinks the drive thru attendant is a cone." | funny |
"My daughter always steals printer paper to draw on so for Christmas I wrapped a pack of 500 pages of paper. She started running around screaming with excitement. Easiest present ever." | funny |
"Thank you Reddit for making my dads day!" | funny |
"That’s one hell of an edit!, lol (source - owlkitty)" | funny |
"I asked for extra spicy Pad Thai today." | funny |
"Best man pranks the groom" | funny |
"Getting a tan" | funny |
"My wife is a teacher and just received this gift from a young student who is still learning English" | funny |
"I get it now... I think" | funny |
"s i m u l a t i o n" | funny |
"A tree fell on my fence. Making the best of it while I negotiate the repair." | funny |
"So much respect for this guy." | funny |
"Final Boss" | funny |
"Miami is a Mario Kart track now" | funny |
"My wife does planks around the house and I come home to this absolute unit of a son." | funny |
"My brain MRI looks like the Grinch." | funny |
" Report Card" | funny |
"Good Networking Advice" | funny |
"My sister keeps photoshopping her cat’s face onto bees" | funny |
"My fiancée thinks I can only embarrass him once this month, but now I have obtained the video. Happy Valentine's Day" | funny |
"Wear Your Mask: The Urine Test" | funny |
"i editted myself into SEVEN and switched the head in the box with a pair of pink crocs. Why? No idea." | funny |
"Mark Zuckerberg is using BBQ sauce as a book stopper" | funny |
"Assert dominance" | funny |
"This Gorilla mom is dealing with her eldest son's jealousy of the baby, and she is DONE with his shit" | funny |
"A dad being a dad at a supermarket" | funny |
"The Quirks and Quarks of Reddit" | funny |
"My daughter roasted me for fathers day. I couldn't be more proud" | funny |
"Rock, paper, scissors." | funny |
"I knew that the car we used to draw in kindergarten does exist." | funny |
"Landlord decided to turn down the heat today in my MN apartment as it reached -40°. But the idiot must have forgotten he pays my electric and doesn't realize that I value my comfort over safety or energy conservation." | funny |
"My neighbor “allegedly” refused to pay the guy who cleared his back yard. He’ll be coming home to this gift left in his driveway." | funny |
"Keeping up appearances" | funny |
"how long a hotdog can get" | funny |
"Finally got all the lights on. Took years." | funny |
"I didn't think I'd actually lose in a hide a seek game with my nephew... (told him to pose for a pic)." | funny |
"Just picked up Ed Sheeran's new album" | funny |
"Sometimes I really wonder if we are in a comedy show of an alien tv..." | funny |
"Cross stitching on a plane..." | funny |
"My wife ran and won her age group in her first 5k this weekend. Here are a couple pictures from the race." | funny |
"With great responsibility, comes greater... err never mind" | funny |
"Spaghetti is weird." | funny |
"If birds had arms" | funny |
"Conor McGregor got his newborn son a 3-piece suit for the big fight." | funny |
"Back to Office" | funny |
"How to NOT do the robbery" | funny |
"I switched out all my co-worker's cheat sheets while he was out." | funny |
"How I deal with my problems" | funny |
"Computer Monitors" | funny |
"My fourth grader’s math homework. She said, “This way I didn’t even need to think about it.”" | funny |
"GOD level security!" | funny |
"This pen!" | funny |
"did I waste my life" | funny |
"Someone called the police on kids sledding down a road so the cops investigated" | funny |
"This is the most perfect photo I took in 7 years as a cat owner" | funny |
"My feelings towards baths, showers, sleeping, relationships, college..." | funny |
"I'm 49 ..... Just found this in my mum's bookcase .....WTF 😂🤣😂" | funny |
"It's a bit breezy out there today" | funny |
"My lady friend wanted a piggy back picture on the beach and a random biker watching the sunset said he wanted one too." | funny |
"A customer sent Amazon this video of me making a delivery with the Skeleton assist!" | funny |
"Grand opening" | funny |
"When Your Girls Insist The Costco Clerk Is Maui from Moana" | funny |
"I was tasked with clearing out the crawlspace, but then I found my old slot car track and progress haulted. A+ would clean again." | funny |
"twice a year : D" | funny |
"Outwitting a driver who won't let you pass" | funny |
"Courtesy of my local PD" | funny |
" Bedroom Toys (remastered)" | funny |
"The Secret Life of Redditors" | funny |
"The Fourth Pig" | funny |