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programmerhumor | hearsdemons | xzkyqj | <|sols|><|sot|>Why arent you playing by the rules of the game!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bq54d2yu1ss91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 139,716 |
programmerhumor | FlavorTownUSSR | irmua0n | <|sols|><|sot|>Why arent you playing by the rules of the game!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bq54d2yu1ss91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"It would have been nice if you'd mentioned you were entertaining other offers "
Also them
"Sorry we hired someone else, we hired them 3 months ago and decided not to tell you even tho we told you we'd be in touch, get fucked"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,248 |
programmerhumor | hutxhy | irmwqdb | <|sols|><|sot|>Why arent you playing by the rules of the game!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bq54d2yu1ss91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I just interviewed with a fairly large bank. The first tech screen was 4 leetcode questions that had to be completed in 70 mins.
I don't practice leetcode but I've been in a number of companies and worn many hats. This bank wasn't making anything revolutionary and their questions were harder than the ones I got from Microsoft.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,888 |
programmerhumor | riversilence | irmxjng | <|sols|><|sot|>Why arent you playing by the rules of the game!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bq54d2yu1ss91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I just interviewed with a fairly large bank. The first tech screen was 4 leetcode questions that had to be completed in 70 mins.
I don't practice leetcode but I've been in a number of companies and worn many hats. This bank wasn't making anything revolutionary and their questions were harder than the ones I got from Microsoft.<|eor|><|sor|>Its because they dont know what theyre doing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,850 |
programmerhumor | RonSijm | irmv1lj | <|sols|><|sot|>Why arent you playing by the rules of the game!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bq54d2yu1ss91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Something like this happened a couple years ago:
Some recruiter on linkedin said that their CTO saw my profile and was really interested in having a coffee with me... I thought alright sure, I guess
A couple messages later the recruiter mentions that before the meeting, the company wanted me to do this technical assignment first
I never met then, and had zero context of what they even did, so I was reluctant and said I'd rather have an introduction meeting first to see what the company even is about, and what it has to offer
The recruiter was insistent I'd do this tech assignment first - so in my head I already considered I can probably speedrun their tech assignment and get it over with, so fuck it
So their technical assignment was a 3 part leetcode-ish assignments to build a system with a frontend, backend, and database... for which I had 3 hours to complete, they said
So I did their part1 assignment in 15 minutes - reaching the bare minimum of passable and commented on the other 2 parts that I didn't have time to do those (Claiming the "frontend" was the terminal window, cause it's technically a cli-frontend, and claiming some in-memory data was the supposedly in-memory-database)
They still invited me for an interview, and were like "you seem to have really good linkedin and github stats, but we're kinda shocked on how bad the assignment was"
I was reminding them that it was them wanting to have a chat with me - not the other way around... I didn't ask for this, they did... and that before committing a lot of time, I first wanted an introduction meeting to hear what kind of open positions they have, what the company does and what it even has to offer..."
They said they didn't have time to have an initial meeting like that with everyone, and used the assessment as a filtering mechanism for people they didn't want to spend time with interviewing _
I'm wondering if the recruitment in other industries is this bad. I can't imagine calling a painter, and say "hey, can you come paint my house for 3 hours as an assignment, if I like it, I'll hire you to do more" o_O<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,573 |
programmerhumor | Bayek3087 | irmttit | <|sols|><|sot|>Why arent you playing by the rules of the game!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bq54d2yu1ss91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>An IT consultant from my country contacted me for a position that seemed interesting, they offered me several entry conditions, including salary and telecommuting. After the process of 3 interviews and a technical exam, they offered me to sign a contract, and I find that they offer me much worse conditions than those they told me 2 weeks before. I turned it down of course<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,827 |
programmerhumor | Ctownkyle23 | irndjio | <|sols|><|sot|>Why arent you playing by the rules of the game!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bq54d2yu1ss91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I just interviewed with a fairly large bank. The first tech screen was 4 leetcode questions that had to be completed in 70 mins.
I don't practice leetcode but I've been in a number of companies and worn many hats. This bank wasn't making anything revolutionary and their questions were harder than the ones I got from Microsoft.<|eor|><|sor|>Its because they dont know what theyre doing.<|eor|><|sor|>Yes, I've found the people that don't know what they're doing act like what they do is groundbreaking and extremely difficult.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,274 |
programmerhumor | aaabigwyattmann3 | irmqyca | <|sols|><|sot|>Why arent you playing by the rules of the game!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bq54d2yu1ss91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>3 rounds of interviews is already too much. No thanks.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,204 |
programmerhumor | SnooHesitations750 | irn2kzz | <|sols|><|sot|>Why arent you playing by the rules of the game!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bq54d2yu1ss91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"It would have been nice if you'd mentioned you were entertaining other offers "
Also them
"Sorry we hired someone else, we hired them 3 months ago and decided not to tell you even tho we told you we'd be in touch, get fucked"<|eor|><|sor|>As long as they haven't received a signed contract from you, they have no reason to believe you aren't also interviewing elsewhere.
Their inefficient system takes 2 months to churn out an offer letter and it's their fault for thinking you would just not interview anywhere else over the 2 months of uncertainty that they provide.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,063 |
programmerhumor | fpcoffee | irmxu0l | <|sols|><|sot|>Why arent you playing by the rules of the game!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bq54d2yu1ss91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Something like this happened a couple years ago:
Some recruiter on linkedin said that their CTO saw my profile and was really interested in having a coffee with me... I thought alright sure, I guess
A couple messages later the recruiter mentions that before the meeting, the company wanted me to do this technical assignment first
I never met then, and had zero context of what they even did, so I was reluctant and said I'd rather have an introduction meeting first to see what the company even is about, and what it has to offer
The recruiter was insistent I'd do this tech assignment first - so in my head I already considered I can probably speedrun their tech assignment and get it over with, so fuck it
So their technical assignment was a 3 part leetcode-ish assignments to build a system with a frontend, backend, and database... for which I had 3 hours to complete, they said
So I did their part1 assignment in 15 minutes - reaching the bare minimum of passable and commented on the other 2 parts that I didn't have time to do those (Claiming the "frontend" was the terminal window, cause it's technically a cli-frontend, and claiming some in-memory data was the supposedly in-memory-database)
They still invited me for an interview, and were like "you seem to have really good linkedin and github stats, but we're kinda shocked on how bad the assignment was"
I was reminding them that it was them wanting to have a chat with me - not the other way around... I didn't ask for this, they did... and that before committing a lot of time, I first wanted an introduction meeting to hear what kind of open positions they have, what the company does and what it even has to offer..."
They said they didn't have time to have an initial meeting like that with everyone, and used the assessment as a filtering mechanism for people they didn't want to spend time with interviewing _
I'm wondering if the recruitment in other industries is this bad. I can't imagine calling a painter, and say "hey, can you come paint my house for 3 hours as an assignment, if I like it, I'll hire you to do more" o_O<|eor|><|sor|>Not even that, for the painter example. Itd be more like hey, we need a painter. Can you go sharpen some pencils and maybe draw a picture of some fruit for 3 hours? Then well talk about painting<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 849 |
programmerhumor | ixJax | irmy01u | <|sols|><|sot|>Why arent you playing by the rules of the game!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bq54d2yu1ss91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My company made it harder to join with the friggin coding exams and now we cant find people<|eor|><|sor|>"Now write code for our new app, of course on A4 sheet, our engineer will check if it works"<|eor|><|sor|>***syntax error***<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 816 |
programmerhumor | lucidl0gic | irn061z | <|sols|><|sot|>Why arent you playing by the rules of the game!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bq54d2yu1ss91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Had a coding assessment for Kroger. Was told it would be a JavaScript test. After the 3rd MongoDB question,which I had no experience with at the time, I closed it and told the recruiter I am not interested as I dont know Mongo and being quizzed on things I dont know. The recruiter insisted that MongoDB is JavaScript<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 702 |
programmerhumor | SHDighan | irmu0k4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why arent you playing by the rules of the game!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bq54d2yu1ss91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I declined to continue pursuing an AWS position due to the six+ hour process (not including code exercise). Now I get an AWS recruiter contacting me every month about a new position.
I keep politely saying no b/c I took another offer. That interview process was three hours and a code exercise that was actually fun.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 665 |
programmerhumor | quadmasta | irn2er6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why arent you playing by the rules of the game!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bq54d2yu1ss91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I just interviewed with a fairly large bank. The first tech screen was 4 leetcode questions that had to be completed in 70 mins.
I don't practice leetcode but I've been in a number of companies and worn many hats. This bank wasn't making anything revolutionary and their questions were harder than the ones I got from Microsoft.<|eor|><|sor|>They use 20 year old shit but still want people who know the bleeding edge.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 655 |
programmerhumor | uberDoward | irmxu1s | <|sols|><|sot|>Why arent you playing by the rules of the game!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bq54d2yu1ss91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Something like this happened a couple years ago:
Some recruiter on linkedin said that their CTO saw my profile and was really interested in having a coffee with me... I thought alright sure, I guess
A couple messages later the recruiter mentions that before the meeting, the company wanted me to do this technical assignment first
I never met then, and had zero context of what they even did, so I was reluctant and said I'd rather have an introduction meeting first to see what the company even is about, and what it has to offer
The recruiter was insistent I'd do this tech assignment first - so in my head I already considered I can probably speedrun their tech assignment and get it over with, so fuck it
So their technical assignment was a 3 part leetcode-ish assignments to build a system with a frontend, backend, and database... for which I had 3 hours to complete, they said
So I did their part1 assignment in 15 minutes - reaching the bare minimum of passable and commented on the other 2 parts that I didn't have time to do those (Claiming the "frontend" was the terminal window, cause it's technically a cli-frontend, and claiming some in-memory data was the supposedly in-memory-database)
They still invited me for an interview, and were like "you seem to have really good linkedin and github stats, but we're kinda shocked on how bad the assignment was"
I was reminding them that it was them wanting to have a chat with me - not the other way around... I didn't ask for this, they did... and that before committing a lot of time, I first wanted an introduction meeting to hear what kind of open positions they have, what the company does and what it even has to offer..."
They said they didn't have time to have an initial meeting like that with everyone, and used the assessment as a filtering mechanism for people they didn't want to spend time with interviewing _
I'm wondering if the recruitment in other industries is this bad. I can't imagine calling a painter, and say "hey, can you come paint my house for 3 hours as an assignment, if I like it, I'll hire you to do more" o_O<|eor|><|sor|>Tech screens exist for one main reason: the lack of a formal credentialing system. Lawyers don't need to demonstrate their understanding of the law at the interview stage, because they have to clear the bar first. Doctors have to get their licenses. Architects have licenses. Civil engineers have licenses. CFAs, CPAs, etc. all exist to provide a minimum guarantee to employers. The tech world is the wild West. From bootcamps to self-taught programmers, if no system is in place to filter workers prior to the interview stage (and even CS degrees don't do a good job at that, since the quality of a degree can vary from one university to another, because they are unregulated, unlike professional degrees), employers find themselves in the unfortunate position of having to do the filtering themselves. This is why gatekeepers exist in other professions.
To answer your question, what it would take would be a formal credentialing system at the national level. The title of "software engineer" would become a legally protected title, and one would need to obtain a CS or SWE degree from a number of institutions accredited by a regulatory body, and possibly have to pass one or a series of technical tests from that body on top of the degree. Then you wouldn't see coding tests at the interview stage anymore. But it means bootcamps would go out of business and the number of avenues to the SWE profession would be severely restricted.<|eor|><|sor|>THIS A HUNDRED MILLION TIMES.
Look, I don't even HAVE a degree, and I 100% support treating Software Engineering the way we do other engineering disciplines.
Yes, protect the name. Because if I have to beg one more developer to screen shot the fucking error message, then tell them to go DO WHAT THE MESSAGE SAYS TO DO, I may lose it.
Many developers are completely clueless, PLEASE WEED THEM OUT.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 614 |
programmerhumor | g_hi3 | irn87qb | <|sols|><|sot|>Why arent you playing by the rules of the game!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bq54d2yu1ss91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"It would have been nice if you'd mentioned you were entertaining other offers "
Also them
"Sorry we hired someone else, we hired them 3 months ago and decided not to tell you even tho we told you we'd be in touch, get fucked"<|eor|><|sor|>As long as they haven't received a signed contract from you, they have no reason to believe you aren't also interviewing elsewhere.
Their inefficient system takes 2 months to churn out an offer letter and it's their fault for thinking you would just not interview anywhere else over the 2 months of uncertainty that they provide.<|eor|><|sor|>it's so funny to me when they ask. like, you're also interviewing other people, what makes you think I wouldn't interview other companies?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 574 |
programmerhumor | Progractor | x9w0jh | <|sols|><|sot|>Simple Feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1gpqmbfm7um91.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 124,867 |
programmerhumor | GoatsareimpressiveFR | inqak3p | <|sols|><|sot|>Simple Feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1gpqmbfm7um91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>She's definitely superstitious. Really commited to it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,500 |
programmerhumor | TheArtVark | inqbrg5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Simple Feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1gpqmbfm7um91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Vampire. Can't cross running water.
Edit: after several comments that she is still crossing UNDER water, iirc it was that they cannot cross OVER water. But I'm not a certified vampirologist, I could be wrong.
I thought a houseboat may be the safest place in a vampire invasion then, but realized that swimming in water to get to it is technically not crossing...
Tl;dr: don't rely on the water defense<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,778 |
programmerhumor | Jarpunter | inqshyo | <|sols|><|sot|>Simple Feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1gpqmbfm7um91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>She's definitely superstitious. Really commited to it<|eor|><|sor|>What culture can't step over hoses without getting cursed?
Genuinely curious.<|eor|><|sor|>Vampires cant cross over running water<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,153 |
programmerhumor | Particular_Being420 | inqetk3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Simple Feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1gpqmbfm7um91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>you thought you had edge cases covered
*you thought*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,903 |
programmerhumor | the-official-review | inqfvgp | <|sols|><|sot|>Simple Feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1gpqmbfm7um91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>The old dude just watching in amazement has me rolling<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,669 |
programmerhumor | BlackHatSlacker | inqqy59 | <|sols|><|sot|>Simple Feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1gpqmbfm7um91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>She's definitely superstitious. Really commited to it<|eor|><|sor|>What culture can't step over hoses without getting cursed?
Genuinely curious.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,362 |
programmerhumor | Grumbledwarfskin | inqye5i | <|sols|><|sot|>Simple Feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1gpqmbfm7um91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>She's definitely superstitious. Really commited to it<|eor|><|sor|>What culture can't step over hoses without getting cursed?
Genuinely curious.<|eor|><|sor|>Vampires cant cross over running water<|eor|><|sor|>But they can go under it?<|eor|><|sor|>Did you watch the video or not?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,259 |
programmerhumor | GurpsWibcheengs | inquv37 | <|sols|><|sot|>Simple Feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1gpqmbfm7um91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Guy on the left 100% turned around to laugh his ass off.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,045 |
programmerhumor | top_untalented | inqe6ul | <|sols|><|sot|>Simple Feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1gpqmbfm7um91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>The reaction of that senior developer is gold.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,012 |
programmerhumor | Gawdy_Anonymity | inqkn9o | <|sols|><|sot|>Simple Feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1gpqmbfm7um91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This reminds me of the realistically spinning planets in pre-release No Mans Sky which had to be cut because people couldnt wrap their heads around the idea of a planet spinning and then landing somewhere different if they enter from the same direction later on.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 632 |
programmerhumor | reclamerommelenzo | inqepai | <|sols|><|sot|>Simple Feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1gpqmbfm7um91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Just a good tester<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 610 |
programmerhumor | Zron | inqy0pp | <|sols|><|sot|>Simple Feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1gpqmbfm7um91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>She's definitely superstitious. Really commited to it<|eor|><|sor|>What culture can't step over hoses without getting cursed?
Genuinely curious.<|eor|><|sor|>Vampires cant cross over running water<|eor|><|sor|>But they can go under it?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 553 |
programmerhumor | Pyrokanetis | inqysbw | <|sols|><|sot|>Simple Feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1gpqmbfm7um91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>The old dude just watching in amazement has me rolling<|eor|><|sor|>It's the guy on the left who can't handle it and walks away that gets me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 413 |
programmerhumor | wasbee56 | inqlyjt | <|sols|><|sot|>Simple Feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1gpqmbfm7um91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>so there is is some superstition about stepping over hoses? i was not aware.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 395 |
programmerhumor | mr_potatoface | inqs7g2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Simple Feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1gpqmbfm7um91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>She's definitely superstitious. Really commited to it<|eor|><|sor|>What culture can't step over hoses without getting cursed?
Genuinely curious.<|eor|><|sor|>idk, that'd be a fun thing to do to complete baffle people like here. If someone stops you to question you, completely gaslight them in to thinking they're the weird one for stepping over it. Maybe tell them it's dangerous to step over electrical cords or something partially relevant but mostly irrelevant but walking away before their brain can process what you said.
I mean, if she stepped over it nobody would be talking about it. But instead, here we are.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 387 |
programmerhumor | the_unheard_thoughts | inqh586 | <|sols|><|sot|>Simple Feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1gpqmbfm7um91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>User: Tries new feature..
Dev: Ok it works!
Tester: Leaves the room..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 350 |
programmerhumor | wasbee56 | inqm5wk | <|sols|><|sot|>Simple Feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1gpqmbfm7um91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Vampire. Can't cross running water.
Edit: after several comments that she is still crossing UNDER water, iirc it was that they cannot cross OVER water. But I'm not a certified vampirologist, I could be wrong.
I thought a houseboat may be the safest place in a vampire invasion then, but realized that swimming in water to get to it is technically not crossing...
Tl;dr: don't rely on the water defense<|eor|><|sor|>she still crossed - under. so, maybe not a vampire after all.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 348 |
programmerhumor | dannyb_prodigy | inqzuhv | <|sols|><|sot|>Simple Feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1gpqmbfm7um91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>She's definitely superstitious. Really commited to it<|eor|><|sor|>What culture can't step over hoses without getting cursed?
Genuinely curious.<|eor|><|sor|>Vampires cant cross over running water<|eor|><|sor|>But they can go under it?<|eor|><|sor|>Did you watch the video or not?<|eor|><|sor|>You cant capture the image of a vampire (photo, mirror, video). Clearly not a vampire.
Edit: I do not need literally everybody on Reddit to pollute my inbox with um, actuallys regarding the use of silver in mirrors.
However, I would like to counter your collective um, actually with my own. Another common explanation for vampires having no reflection stems from folk beliefs that the mirror reflects/captures the soul, which vampires do not possess.
It is unclear which of these two explanations came first and both tie back to popular folk traditions about the nature of silver and mirrors. However, I prefer the soul explanation for two reasons. 1). Other creatures that have traditions making them susceptible to silver (werewolves) do not have corresponding folklore suggesting they dont have reflections. 2). Older vampire folklore doesnt include the idea that vampires are generally weak to silver.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 325 |
programmerhumor | jachien | inqyxxf | <|sols|><|sot|>Simple Feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1gpqmbfm7um91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Guy on the left 100% turned around to laugh his ass off.<|eor|><|sor|>I love it. He watches the whole thing like, "Is this happening?" Then looks up to see his co-worker's face and that sets him off.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 313 |
programmerhumor | thewend | inr2d1f | <|sols|><|sot|>Simple Feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1gpqmbfm7um91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>you thought you had edge cases covered
*you thought*<|eor|><|sor|>There is only one possible input from the user that could brick my code, and its a random string of crap! I'm ok, right?
User: <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 278 |
programmerhumor | D-Tunez | uc9zxb | <|sols|><|sot|>it's the most important skill<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g37eb3qivuv81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 118,657 |
programmerhumor | WW_the_Exonian | i693d7c | <|sols|><|sot|>it's the most important skill<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g37eb3qivuv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It involves identifying the essence of the problem and describing it as precisely and concisely as possible<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,759 |
programmerhumor | HammerTh_1701 | i693v2t | <|sols|><|sot|>it's the most important skill<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g37eb3qivuv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One of my teachers wanted to teach us how to google properly. In the end, we taught her how to google properly.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,264 |
programmerhumor | scholarlysacrilege | i692266 | <|sols|><|sot|>it's the most important skill<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g37eb3qivuv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>To be fair, there are way too many people that do not know how to google shit. I have seen people write shit like "I need to buy a new screw for a cabinet I have where do I buy it?" and then get mad when google doesn't magically understand what they mean.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,675 |
programmerhumor | notaustinpost | i699h03 | <|sols|><|sot|>it's the most important skill<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g37eb3qivuv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once got insecure about my Python knowledge (more of a SQL cat) and my boss said "you know Python". I said "no I know how to Google when something doesn't work". He said "see, you know Python".
Took me a while to realize it but he was right. If you know the basic rules of the game and you know the outcome you want, with enough determination you can Google your way through basically anything.
You'll end up with 40 tabs open, some of which are duplicates you have open from 2 or more distinct SO threads, but you can do it if you try!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,670 |
programmerhumor | notsogreatredditor | i692pey | <|sols|><|sot|>it's the most important skill<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g37eb3qivuv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wish people tried googling atleast once before asking their peers for help imagine how much time it would save the company<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,572 |
programmerhumor | Fluffcake | i69a6xx | <|sols|><|sot|>it's the most important skill<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g37eb3qivuv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It involves identifying the essence of the problem and describing it as precisely and concisely as possible<|eor|><|sor|>"Understand and solve complex problems" is recruiteter-speak for "googling".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,363 |
programmerhumor | JeDetesteParis | i69811g | <|sols|><|sot|>it's the most important skill<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g37eb3qivuv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It involves identifying the essence of the problem and describing it as precisely and concisely as possible<|eor|><|sor|>It's too advanced for most people. I wonder how they handle every single new thing in their life.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,061 |
programmerhumor | zum-one | i69dwt3 | <|sols|><|sot|>it's the most important skill<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g37eb3qivuv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One of my teachers wanted to teach us how to google properly. In the end, we taught her how to google properly.<|eor|><|sor|>Hearsay<|eor|><|sor|>Objection!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 981 |
programmerhumor | sisrace | i695kko | <|sols|><|sot|>it's the most important skill<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g37eb3qivuv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>To be fair, there are way too many people that do not know how to google shit. I have seen people write shit like "I need to buy a new screw for a cabinet I have where do I buy it?" and then get mad when google doesn't magically understand what they mean.<|eor|><|sor|>Litterarly this. The difference between an IT technician and a mere mortal is the ability to search for the right shit.
Also access to inside documentation for the company servers, but I digress<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 853 |
programmerhumor | Significant_Zebra_49 | i69glqi | <|sols|><|sot|>it's the most important skill<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g37eb3qivuv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once got insecure about my Python knowledge (more of a SQL cat) and my boss said "you know Python". I said "no I know how to Google when something doesn't work". He said "see, you know Python".
Took me a while to realize it but he was right. If you know the basic rules of the game and you know the outcome you want, with enough determination you can Google your way through basically anything.
You'll end up with 40 tabs open, some of which are duplicates you have open from 2 or more distinct SO threads, but you can do it if you try!<|eor|><|sor|>People always think I'm over the top for having so many tabs open on multiple browsers. I thought everyone did this but I guess not? This makes me feel better lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 738 |
programmerhumor | CurlSagan | i693ei6 | <|sols|><|sot|>it's the most important skill<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g37eb3qivuv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not to brag, but I'm also pretty good at CTRL+F.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 733 |
programmerhumor | SWPK | i69jbzi | <|sols|><|sot|>it's the most important skill<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g37eb3qivuv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One of my teachers wanted to teach us how to google properly. In the end, we taught her how to google properly.<|eor|><|sor|>Hearsay<|eor|><|sor|>Objection!<|eor|><|sor|>That was your own question<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 725 |
programmerhumor | msqrt | i693toa | <|sols|><|sot|>it's the most important skill<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g37eb3qivuv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wish people tried googling atleast once before asking their peers for help imagine how much time it would save the company<|eor|><|sor|>Often you can't even figure out what to google.<|eor|><|sor|>And this is why "googling" is a skill.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 551 |
programmerhumor | PlasmaEnergyGaming | i693il1 | <|sols|><|sot|>it's the most important skill<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g37eb3qivuv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Googling is an actual skill, you can be very talented at it or very poor at it. Most of us are average<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 529 |
programmerhumor | iamghostling | i692fdd | <|sols|><|sot|>it's the most important skill<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g37eb3qivuv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>To be fair, there are way too many people that do not know how to google shit. I have seen people write shit like "I need to buy a new screw for a cabinet I have where do I buy it?" and then get mad when google doesn't magically understand what they mean.<|eor|><|sor|>Not only that, but also not knowing the basic instructions like "include" or -exclude<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 496 |
programmerhumor | csm1313 | i69b8t4 | <|sols|><|sot|>it's the most important skill<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g37eb3qivuv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>To be fair, there are way too many people that do not know how to google shit. I have seen people write shit like "I need to buy a new screw for a cabinet I have where do I buy it?" and then get mad when google doesn't magically understand what they mean.<|eor|><|sor|>Litterarly this. The difference between an IT technician and a mere mortal is the ability to search for the right shit.
Also access to inside documentation for the company servers, but I digress<|eor|><|sor|>You guys got documentation?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 485 |
programmerhumor | Duranium_alloy | i694xc5 | <|sols|><|sot|>it's the most important skill<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g37eb3qivuv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not to brag, but I'm also pretty good at CTRL+F.<|eor|><|sor|>I was thinking "what the fuck does CTRL-F do?" then I realised that I use it all the time. Pure muscle memory at this point.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 413 |
programmerhumor | personalityson | i694lzc | <|sols|><|sot|>it's the most important skill<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g37eb3qivuv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>site:stackoverflow.com "error: expected ';' before '}' token"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 392 |
programmerhumor | PizzaTucker | yveu7r | <|sols|><|sot|>Manager does a little code cleanup...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5cxgt5dhtzz91.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 112,998 |
programmerhumor | vXSovereignXv | iwe2n52 | <|sols|><|sot|>Manager does a little code cleanup...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5cxgt5dhtzz91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Yep, lets just start turning off shit in production and see what happens.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9,662 |
programmerhumor | haz_mat_ | iwebu7v | <|sols|><|sot|>Manager does a little code cleanup...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5cxgt5dhtzz91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Yep, lets just start turning off shit in production and see what happens.<|eor|><|sor|>I know whoever runs DevOps was like you want me close WHAT?! That cluster has ok fine fuck it this whole things burns.<|eor|><|sor|>Some devs wait their entire careers and never get a chance to nuke prod like this.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8,572 |
programmerhumor | RadioactiveFruitCup | iwdx7zr | <|sols|><|sot|>Manager does a little code cleanup...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5cxgt5dhtzz91.png<|eol|><|sor|>This sub was never meant to keep up with this absolute torrent of shit that hes unleashing
Edit-
I dont think hes getting advice. I think hes winging it - things like buying ads with SpaceX money is dumb, but its a drop of water on a furnace; Twitter barely broke even before sale. Now it doesnt make anything near the revenue it needs to service the debt musk has saddled it with. It doesnt have deep IP assets it can sell.
The only way this makes sense, like hes *so smert* is if hes betting *against* Twitter (which the SEC & Banks lending him money(?) would knife him for) *and* hes banking on the FTC not pulling the plug. The only way he can be safe from the FTC, Banks and SEC is if we end up with a *deep* red wave in 2024 - something that a dead Twitter would make *more* likely. Foreign powers want twitters location and user data, but they can only pay once - a real kill the golden goose moment - but with literal killing at the end of it.
The other explanation is that Parag baited the universes most fragile ego into a pissing match, locked him into a contract that Elon cant legally back out of and cant emotionally back down from. Twitter is a glass house and he just cant stop breaking shit. We get to watch him speedrun Kanye into irrelevance.
Now all that remains is watching individual groups within Twitter gasp for air and resources before they open the worlds saddest spirit Halloween store on Market Street.
Ill miss Twitter. It was horrible and weird and dumb, but it was an absolute glory of ~~Web1~~ *early modern web* and well never see anything like it again.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8,141 |
programmerhumor | Expensive_Effort_108 | iwdzw6j | <|sols|><|sot|>Manager does a little code cleanup...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5cxgt5dhtzz91.png<|eol|><|sor|>So these aren't memes.. this is.. reality?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,475 |
programmerhumor | k-phi | iwdyv9f | <|sols|><|sot|>Manager does a little code cleanup...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5cxgt5dhtzz91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I cannot discern joke from reality anymore<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,331 |
programmerhumor | allthingscloud | iwe3kp5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Manager does a little code cleanup...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5cxgt5dhtzz91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Did he actually tweet this? Lmao<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,281 |
programmerhumor | ricardical | iwe9dlw | <|sols|><|sot|>Manager does a little code cleanup...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5cxgt5dhtzz91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Yep, lets just start turning off shit in production and see what happens.<|eor|><|sor|>I know whoever runs DevOps was like you want me close WHAT?! That cluster has ok fine fuck it this whole things burns.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,963 |
programmerhumor | ApprehensiveCut2058 | iwe4g4e | <|sols|><|sot|>Manager does a little code cleanup...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5cxgt5dhtzz91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Reminds me of when my dad deleted his "system" folder on his PC because he thought it was taking up too much space and slowing it down.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,704 |
programmerhumor | TheAJGman | iwedol1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Manager does a little code cleanup...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5cxgt5dhtzz91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Yep, lets just start turning off shit in production and see what happens.<|eor|><|sor|>I know whoever runs DevOps was like you want me close WHAT?! That cluster has ok fine fuck it this whole things burns.<|eor|><|sor|>Some devs wait their entire careers and never get a chance to nuke prod like this.<|eor|><|sor|>And at the CEO's directive no doubt. I'd be *more than* happy to maliciously comply with an arrogant superior's brain dead request.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,992 |
programmerhumor | allthingscloud | iwe3og0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Manager does a little code cleanup...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5cxgt5dhtzz91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Did he actually tweet this? Lmao<|eor|><|sor|>Holy cow he did.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,886 |
programmerhumor | OwnerAndMaster | iwe2vhw | <|sols|><|sot|>Manager does a little code cleanup...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5cxgt5dhtzz91.png<|eol|><|sor|>This sub was never meant to keep up with this absolute torrent of shit that hes unleashing
Edit-
I dont think hes getting advice. I think hes winging it - things like buying ads with SpaceX money is dumb, but its a drop of water on a furnace; Twitter barely broke even before sale. Now it doesnt make anything near the revenue it needs to service the debt musk has saddled it with. It doesnt have deep IP assets it can sell.
The only way this makes sense, like hes *so smert* is if hes betting *against* Twitter (which the SEC & Banks lending him money(?) would knife him for) *and* hes banking on the FTC not pulling the plug. The only way he can be safe from the FTC, Banks and SEC is if we end up with a *deep* red wave in 2024 - something that a dead Twitter would make *more* likely. Foreign powers want twitters location and user data, but they can only pay once - a real kill the golden goose moment - but with literal killing at the end of it.
The other explanation is that Parag baited the universes most fragile ego into a pissing match, locked him into a contract that Elon cant legally back out of and cant emotionally back down from. Twitter is a glass house and he just cant stop breaking shit. We get to watch him speedrun Kanye into irrelevance.
Now all that remains is watching individual groups within Twitter gasp for air and resources before they open the worlds saddest spirit Halloween store on Market Street.
Ill miss Twitter. It was horrible and weird and dumb, but it was an absolute glory of ~~Web1~~ *early modern web* and well never see anything like it again.<|eor|><|sor|>Elon thinks he's Tony Stark or Lex Luthor when he's actually Thomas Edison... a fake genius who got credited financially for the great works of better men<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,879 |
programmerhumor | BestDanOfThemAll | iweyb49 | <|sols|><|sot|>Manager does a little code cleanup...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5cxgt5dhtzz91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Reminds me of when my dad deleted his "system" folder on his PC because he thought it was taking up too much space and slowing it down.<|eor|><|sor|><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,764 |
programmerhumor | PizzaTucker | iwe3yuc | <|sols|><|sot|>Manager does a little code cleanup...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5cxgt5dhtzz91.png<|eol|><|sor|>So these aren't memes.. this is.. reality?<|eor|><|soopr|>https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1592177471654604800<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,602 |
programmerhumor | AuspiciousSeahorse28 | iwdwtz8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Manager does a little code cleanup...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5cxgt5dhtzz91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Seriously can't make this shit up.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,543 |
programmerhumor | afmbloaa | iwdxu43 | <|sols|><|sot|>Manager does a little code cleanup...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5cxgt5dhtzz91.png<|eol|><|sor|>well, if you cant sign into your account, nobody can<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,400 |
programmerhumor | idfk_idfk | iwecsz2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Manager does a little code cleanup...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5cxgt5dhtzz91.png<|eol|><|sor|>We are currently in the process of determining which 20%.<|eor|><|sor|>the average human uses only 10% of their brain. If we remove the other 90%, they'd be using 100% of their brain. basic math.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,274 |
programmerhumor | somefunmaths | iwe2890 | <|sols|><|sot|>Manager does a little code cleanup...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5cxgt5dhtzz91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Seriously can't make this shit up.<|eor|><|sor|>Dispatches from Elons quest to drive Twitter into the ground (disclaimer: I completely believe that his overconfidence and surrounding himself with yes-men is enough to do this all accidentally, but its funnier to imagine him *trying* to kill Twitter)
Some executive: Sir, telling advertisers that their ads might appear next to virulent racism has caused many to pull their ads
Musk: How many? oh, that isnt nearly enough. Ive got it, what if we make verification paid so that people can tweet out that Eli Lily is going to make insulin free and tweet explicit content from Nintendo handles?
Some executive: The fake tweets have enraged brands and advertisers, but daily active user count is actually up now and our dynamically priced ad rates are trending up due to increased traffic; people are logging into Twitter more because they want to see it fall apart firsthand.
Musk: Logging in more, you said? Ive got just the thing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,189 |
programmerhumor | electronicdream | iweknwz | <|sols|><|sot|>Manager does a little code cleanup...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5cxgt5dhtzz91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Did he actually tweet this? Lmao<|eor|><|sor|>Holy cow he did.<|eor|><|sor|>You should also read the threads he's participating in... It's... Eye opening<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,134 |
programmerhumor | rosserton | iwe6y0o | <|sols|><|sot|>Manager does a little code cleanup...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5cxgt5dhtzz91.png<|eol|><|sor|>So these aren't memes.. this is.. reality?<|eor|><|soopr|>https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1592177471654604800<|eoopr|><|sor|>Seriously, this is top tier tell me you dont know how to manage production software without telling me you dont know how to manage production software. Not that I expected anything else from the muskrat at this point, but this is really incredible to watch. He just keeps digging.
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,045 |
programmerhumor | LongLiveGOSR | sl3wyq | <|sols|><|sot|>Steal what is stolen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwurhp7crzf81.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 104,791 |
programmerhumor | omutist | hvoo8tv | <|sols|><|sot|>Steal what is stolen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwurhp7crzf81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Programmers only talk with ducks<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,007 |
programmerhumor | Traditional_Ice_1205 | hvoq7cx | <|sols|><|sot|>Steal what is stolen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwurhp7crzf81.png<|eol|><|sor|>It's our code<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,128 |
programmerhumor | absurdlyinconvenient | hvoug7n | <|sols|><|sot|>Steal what is stolen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwurhp7crzf81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Honestly there's no better compliment than someone stealing your code. I love it when it happens, it's basically someone saying I know better than them, even if it's on a certain obscure area it would be unrealistic for them to learn<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,126 |
programmerhumor | omutist | hvomxj6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Steal what is stolen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwurhp7crzf81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Programmers do not talk<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,859 |
programmerhumor | crazy_boy559 | hvoovwd | <|sols|><|sot|>Steal what is stolen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwurhp7crzf81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Extended conversation
A: i stole your code.
B: it's not my code.
A. Then where did you get it?
B: this github repo from 5 years ago.
A: hey, i contributed to that repo.
B: is this your commit?
A: yes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,459 |
programmerhumor | lonestar-rasbryjamco | hvpbbjl | <|sols|><|sot|>Steal what is stolen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwurhp7crzf81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Honestly there's no better compliment than someone stealing your code. I love it when it happens, it's basically someone saying I know better than them, even if it's on a certain obscure area it would be unrealistic for them to learn<|eor|><|sor|>I dunno. Nicest thing another developer ever did was message me years after I left a job to say
> Just wanted to let you know that you wrote some nice clean code
:tears: You like me. You REALLY like me :tears:<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 796 |
programmerhumor | fredspipa | hvos2q6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Steal what is stolen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwurhp7crzf81.png<|eol|><|sor|>It's our code<|eor|><|sor|>/r/socialistprogrammers<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 768 |
programmerhumor | LongLiveGOSR | hvoob1j | <|sols|><|sot|>Steal what is stolen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwurhp7crzf81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Programmers only talk with ducks<|eor|><|soopr|>... and geese<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 735 |
programmerhumor | AllFuckingNamesGone | hvotbx9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Steal what is stolen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwurhp7crzf81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Extended conversation
A: i stole your code.
B: it's not my code.
A. Then where did you get it?
B: this github repo from 5 years ago.
A: hey, i contributed to that repo.
B: is this your commit?
A: yes.<|eor|><|sor|>This actually happened to Knuth, I think. One of his books credits an algorithm to friend of his but it turns out that guy heard about it from Knuth.<|eor|><|sor|>He probably forgot more than most of us will ever learn.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 410 |
programmerhumor | AdministrativeOne13 | hvorqka | <|sols|><|sot|>Steal what is stolen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwurhp7crzf81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Programmers only talk with ducks<|eor|><|soopr|>... and geese<|eoopr|><|sor|>And their monitors *hides*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 283 |
programmerhumor | omguserius | hvpckd0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Steal what is stolen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwurhp7crzf81.png<|eol|><|sor|>"I stole your code"
"Did it work?"
"Yes"
"How'd you fix it?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 254 |
programmerhumor | LongLiveGOSR | hvouiry | <|sols|><|sot|>Steal what is stolen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwurhp7crzf81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Honestly there's no better compliment than someone stealing your code. I love it when it happens, it's basically someone saying I know better than them, even if it's on a certain obscure area it would be unrealistic for them to learn<|eor|><|soopr|>Thank you, comrade.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 250 |
programmerhumor | fredspipa | hvosele | <|sols|><|sot|>Steal what is stolen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwurhp7crzf81.png<|eol|><|sor|>It's our code<|eor|><|sor|>/r/socialistprogrammers<|eor|><|sor|>It's real!<|eor|><|sor|>FOSS is a slippery slope. If you quote Stallman enough times, some Marx is going to slip through the cracks.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 225 |
programmerhumor | DHTGK | hvosk7y | <|sols|><|sot|>Steal what is stolen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwurhp7crzf81.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>To be fair, credibility matters for designers and artists where being "unique" is important. Programmers write the same lines of the code for the same functions. That's just how coding works, you can't do it differently without being less efficient.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 211 |
programmerhumor | bedrooms-ds | hvorvs8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Steal what is stolen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwurhp7crzf81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Extended conversation
A: i stole your code.
B: it's not my code.
A. Then where did you get it?
B: this github repo from 5 years ago.
A: hey, i contributed to that repo.
B: is this your commit?
A: yes.<|eor|><|sor|>I once googled a problem and ended up on my past SO question with my own SO answer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 204 |
programmerhumor | Impulsive_Ranger2410 | 101ktp3 | <|sols|><|sot|>next level storage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/arqzi89s0q9a1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 97,176 |
programmerhumor | cybermage | j2oklg9 | <|sols|><|sot|>next level storage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/arqzi89s0q9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This works fine until your mom reboots your bedroom and your cache ends up in the washer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,195 |
programmerhumor | naswinger | j2o2ryw | <|sols|><|sot|>next level storage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/arqzi89s0q9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>that only works if the cache is reasonably small because with every thing you put in this "cache", it gets slower to search defeating its purpose<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,634 |
programmerhumor | ResoluteClover | j2omh7y | <|sols|><|sot|>next level storage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/arqzi89s0q9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Maybe you should index your storage more effectively" -mom<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,569 |
programmerhumor | licht1nstein | j2o1xpr | <|sols|><|sot|>next level storage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/arqzi89s0q9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's actually correct and true. There's even a chapter on this in *Algorithms to live by*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,486 |
programmerhumor | Sidereel | j2omixb | <|sols|><|sot|>next level storage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/arqzi89s0q9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wow, a programming joke which is accurate, relatable, funny, is referencing asymptotic boundaries and computer architecture and not making fun of random programming language. I think I am in the wrong sub...<|eor|><|sor|>I look forward to seeing it top the sub once a week for years to come.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,449 |
programmerhumor | samspot | j2ox8dh | <|sols|><|sot|>next level storage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/arqzi89s0q9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This works fine until your mom reboots your bedroom and your cache ends up in the washer.<|eor|><|sor|>Clearing the cache doesnt make having one a bad idea.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 621 |
programmerhumor | Inaeipathy | j2oq2ly | <|sols|><|sot|>next level storage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/arqzi89s0q9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wow, a programming joke which is accurate, relatable, funny, is referencing asymptotic boundaries and computer architecture and not making fun of random programming language. I think I am in the wrong sub...<|eor|><|sor|>I look forward to seeing it top the sub once a week for years to come.<|eor|><|sor|>A fine addition to our collection<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 536 |
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