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So the fellows gathered round Tom, and the bad man aggravated him till |
he told them he didn't care a pinch o' snuff for the whole bilin' of |
'em; let 'em come on, six at a time, and try what they could do. |
The king, who was too far off to hear what they were saying, asked what |
did the stranger want. |
"He wants," says the red-headed fellow, "to make hares of your best |
men." |
"Oh!" says the king, "if that's the way, let one of 'em turn out and |
try his mettle." |
So one stood forward, with sword and pot-lid, and made a cut at Tom. He |
struck the fellow's elbow with the club, and up over their heads flew |
the sword, and down went the owner of it on the gravel from a thump he |
got on the helmet. Another took his place, and another, and another, |
and then half a dozen at once, and Tom sent swords, helmets, shields, |
and bodies, rolling over and over, and themselves bawling out that they |
were kilt, and disabled, and damaged, and rubbing their poor elbows and |
hips, and limping away. Tom contrived not to kill any one; and the |
princess was so amused, that she let a great sweet laugh out of her |
that was heard over all the yard. |
"King of Dublin," says Tom, "I've quarter your daughter." |
And the king didn't know whether he was glad or sorry, and all the |
blood in the princess's heart run into her cheeks. |
So there was no more fighting that day, and Tom was invited to dine |
with the royal family. Next day, Redhead told Tom of a wolf, the size |
of a yearling heifer, that used to be serenading about the walls, and |
eating people and cattle; and said what a pleasure it would give the |
king to have it killed. |
"With all my heart," says Tom; "send a jackeen to show me where he |
lives, and we'll see how he behaves to a stranger." |
The princess was not well pleased, for Tom looked a different person |
with fine clothes and a nice green birredh over his long curly hair; |
and besides, he'd got one laugh out of her. However, the king gave his |
consent; and in an hour and a half the horrible wolf was walking into |
the palace-yard, and Tom a step or two behind, with his club on his |
shoulder, just as a shepherd would be walking after a pet lamb. |
The king and queen and princess were safe up in their gallery, but the |
officers and people of the court that wor padrowling about the great |
bawn, when they saw the big baste coming in, gave themselves up, and |
began to make for doors and gates; and the wolf licked his chops, as if |
he was saying, "Wouldn't I enjoy a breakfast off a couple of yez!" |
The king shouted out, "O Tom with the Goat-skin, take away that |
terrible wolf, and you must have all my daughter." |
But Tom didn't mind him a bit. He pulled out his flute and began to |
play like vengeance; and dickens a man or boy in the yard but began |
shovelling away heel and toe, and the wolf himself was obliged to get |
on his hind legs and dance "Tatther Jack Walsh," along with the rest. A |
good deal of the people got inside, and shut the doors, the way the |
hairy fellow wouldn't pin them; but Tom kept playing, and the outsiders |
kept dancing and shouting, and the wolf kept dancing and roaring with |
the pain his legs were giving him; and all the time he had his eyes on |
Redhead, who was shut out along with the rest. Wherever Redhead went, |
the wolf followed, and kept one eye on him and the other on Tom, to see |
if he would give him leave to eat him. But Tom shook his head, and |
never stopped the tune, and Redhead never stopped dancing and bawling, |
and the wolf dancing and roaring, one leg up and the other down, and he |
ready to drop out of his standing from fair tiresomeness. |
When the princess seen that there was no fear of any one being kilt, |
she was so divarted by the stew that Redhead was in, that she gave |
another great laugh; and well become Tom, out he cried, "King of |
Dublin, I have two halves of your daughter." |
"Oh, halves or alls," says the king, "put away that divel of a wolf, |
and we'll see about it." |
So Tom put his flute in his pocket, and says he to the baste that was |
sittin' on his currabingo ready to faint, "Walk off to your mountain, |
my fine fellow, and live like a respectable baste; and if ever I find |
you come within seven miles of any town, I'll--" |
He said no more, but spit in his fist, and gave a flourish of his club. |
It was all the poor divel of a wolf wanted: he put his tail between his |
legs, and took to his pumps without looking at man or mortal, and |
neither sun, moon, or stars ever saw him in sight of Dublin again. |
At dinner every one laughed but the foxy fellow; and sure enough he was |
laying out how he'd settle poor Tom next day. |
"Well, to be sure!" says he, "King of Dublin, you are in luck. There's |
the Danes moidhering us to no end. Deuce run to Lusk wid 'em! and if |
any one can save us from 'em, it is this gentleman with the goat-skin. |
There is a flail hangin' on the collar-beam, in hell, and neither Dane |
nor devil can stand before it." |
"So," says Tom to the king, "will you let me have the other half of the |
princess if I bring you the flail?" |
"No, no," says the princess; "I'd rather never be your wife than see |