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Yup. Insane payments. Not sustainable. But the banks are all in
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But what if they only give loans to unemployed people? That way, the banks wouldn't have any risk, since 6 x 0 is 0. |
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Did the run out of water there yet?
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IIRC they have in Cape Town |
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Thats the same thing?
Edit: learned the difference
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^ This guy doesn't get the joke. |
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Originally it wasn't. I marked it using my secret mod powers.
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Nice |
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Pembrolizumab is the single defining factor of Merck right now. The entirety of stock movement is based around this single immunotherapy.
If pembrolizumab can consistently continue to show that it is a better PD-1 checkpoint inhibitor over competitors, which so far, it generally has managed to do, Merck will continue to do well.
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Yea Keytruda is really important for them, but it's kind of disappointing that they don't have multiple irons in the fire currently. |
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Chinese steel and aluminum manufacturers are directly subsidized by the Chinese government. They dump in the market and put American producers out of business. Then when the market is cornered they can dictate prices.
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And? That just means cheaper products for me at the store. Why do I care if the chinese government wants to subsidize the things I buy? |
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Well no one had called his bullshit with a source so I felt like I had to
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Did you even read your own link, your last in almost everything |
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Halve*
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Let me tell you about a thing called a maxed out credit card |
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Upvoted cuz girl
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There's a reason it only shows its back side... |
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Says in the F1 form that they're working on an AI as well
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god i can't wait for this buzzword to die. it's not an AI, its a god damn voice assistant for pressing 'go'on the playlist making algo. |
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I was going to downvote you for refusing the reasonable request, but since you were impolite back, you get my upvote instead.
faggot
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that is better |
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'Remember that one time I was right guys???'
-u/MrTrader1 as he's receiving his blanket from the homeless shelter
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lol salty much? i warned you guys at 26.5k, DOW went to 23k, and now is at 25k, and somehow i lost money? [WSB isn't so good at math i guess](https://imgur.com/a/Ue9Ng) |
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Can’t complain when the terminal is free for me as a student
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only if you stay cooped up in the terminal room |
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The dividend would be 330% at that price
Edit: that was really shitty math, I'm retarded
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\> implying they'll keep their dividend |
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This is literally one of the first things you learn in a highschool econ class
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You mean LIBRUL (((GLOBALIST))) PROPAGANDA?! |
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I'm worried about over buying of treasury bonds. That's why I don't want banks to be allowed to buy them. Banks are leveraged 10 to 1. Makes no fucking sense to me to let them buy them.
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Look up how a dollar comes in to existence. That should help it make sense. |
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1. Share frozen tendies right before he gets the chair
2. Wait for execution
3. Enjoy well cooked tendies
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*jfc* |
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If I had gold I'd give it to you
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your comment makes it worth it
i shitpost as a means to get away from the soul crushing reality that exists
that and my best friend who is also an autist is working far away for a while and i miss him some homo so i gotta channel that energy constructively sometimes
as long as you read and at least partially remember we good
have a nice day faggot |
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My target is always moon which i know is unreasonable. The thing is idk anything else besides the moon.
Now wot?
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let your dreams ruin you. |
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A touch perhaps.
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show me on the doll where wsb touched you |
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we already crashed, so...
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That was a correction. A crash will hurt a lot more and XIV YOLOers won't be the only ones sucking dick for a sandwich. |
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I'm fine with the first two
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You are a pussy if you are scared of leverage. |
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THEN SAY THAT YOU’LL SELL MU AT 100 SO THAT IT’LL PEAK AT 90
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I'm going to sell MU at $100. Hopeful target date of mid October of this year. |
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I was up like $700 this morning on the stock and finished $333.71 down. Talk about feeling stupid.
Edit... crap it was worse. It was a $1500 difference on the day. I need to learn to take gains right after earnings. Shit.
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Same boat |
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I don't recall police trying hard to get convictions on Wire? They were after hardcore criminals.
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Are you joking? There were those two cops that they always followed who were supposed to represent the normal cops in the world. Make your busts, hit the corners, throw some teenagers and kids in jail, talk about getting respect. Herc and Ellis were often cops just after some convictions. |
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fun fact faggo. gpus last over 68,000 hours each. read a fucking book.
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>gpus last over 68,000 hours each.
7.76 years cool
> read a fucking book.
fuck that shit the fuck u think this is /r/books |
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My concern with spotify is that once the ipo hits and they double their value the artists are gonna see they are getting a raw deal and demand higher returns on streams of their music and/or the labels are going to start leveraging more for their content.
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Spotify is losing half a billion yearly, it's not like the artists are getting ripped of. |
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not amd vega
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Can confirm I'm running at 60c and never reach above 65c on 6 Vegas
The trick is to make your fans spin at 3500rpm so it sounds like you're in a factory |
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Lmao what kind of shit are you talking about with the police
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08fZQWjDVKE |
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A first investment..
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50 bucks is a hand of blackjack, not an investment. |
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economy is too good gotta keep testing the bottom bro
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The fucking end is near. I'm not sure when but I'm going to sell everything right now and lock in this loss before I gain everything. |
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What if your buying straight equities? Still hold off. Or buy and average down to 0?
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Cash is a position. Sit on it. Don't play the volatility unless you wanna gamble.
Wait for a reversal pattern. Or figure out a PT that you are happy with saying 'this is reasonable, I'll jump in now' ...You'll be fine on the sidelines instead of playing on the railroad track. |
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Yeah that name was taken :(
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at least you tried |
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Bitcoin dishonors family
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FAMIREEEEEEEE |
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Volatility is money, if not for you then for someone else
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I don’t day trade so I just think it’s annoying. Makes my chart look like shit. |
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'He (OP) eats a penis in his north house'
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Woah now. I'd eat 5 dicks if I could have a house in every direction. |
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Down 2.5 percent lol
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now 3.5 lol |
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Then it’s not a bubble. People just have the funds to buy expensive homes now.
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Until a recession happens and the tech workers get laid off.
Never gonna happen though, right? |
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>so all white males are nazis?
According to the dumbass liberals in congress
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im not sure thats what he was talking about
...its *too* stupid... |
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goin to hell along with the rest of the market
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Shoulda bought cron my dude. Saving my ass today. |
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25% tariffs on steel lol damn son
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Holy shit. Did they say anything about lumber or dairy? asking for a friend... |
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haven't had 4 down days since aug
bought FDs on SPY for tmw
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Puts? What are you, un-American?? |
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Oh come on, you and everyone else on this sub is a mega bull
You’re right, I don’t think it will lead to a bear market but it definitely will slow things down
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We also haven't seen full quarters of post reform earnings however. GDP is cruising but not insane and employment is great. |
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this time in HD
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Short home deport? |
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> Long term
what dis
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What you live to see if you don't go long $ROPE. |
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I bought puts based on that post from yesterday and it's paying off
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\> thinking something specific is driving a single stock down on a general equities sell-off |
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I believe it worked for standard oil
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[John McGee from the Journal of Law and Economics doesn't think so.](https://mises.org/library/100-years-myths-about-standard-oil) |
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i'm in CA and my landlord is in Brazil for three months, I think this is all just part of a real estate food chain
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Been getting my CA real estate license just to prep for the meltdown |
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GE. Boeing. 28 others.
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Why are you putting GE and Boeing in the same sentence. |
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MU
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Cow |
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Ha! You think WSB can get anything useful done? Of course not, too much autism here. Maybe our brothers over at /r/investing can eliminate Thursdays for us.
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They'll just tell you what you're doing is too risky and suggest you invest in a Vanguard fund that inverses Thursdays. |
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Can you live inside a stock?
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amd headquarters, laughing stock |
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Faggot
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Faggot. |
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You shouldnt be using multiple accounts, it is visible with RES
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Lol who spends money on RES |
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Today I bought April 20 $90 calls. Already had April 20 $95 and March 16 $92 from a last week.
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Thanks, bought 87.5 @ April 20. Good luck ! |
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Scalp 02 March 47.5 calls or nah?
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Nah |
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I think we're all banned over there, I know I am.
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I've never been there and I am |
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Wish I could eat air.
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i identify as plantkin
git gud person that can't scrub carbon dioxide from the air |
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Op is late obviously
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If she late, probably not his |
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I have a mechanical pencil if that counts
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Good enough |
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Can confirm I'm running at 60c and never reach above 65c on 6 Vegas
The trick is to make your fans spin at 3500rpm so it sounds like you're in a factory
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Ah so u got airplane engines in your house |
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10.9 :/
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Good Lord |
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REV UP THOSE FRYERS.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TUa6KUVLoY |
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So, the question now is, do we inverse and start selling cash covered puts on HMNY>
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There's only the $2.50 strike below $5, the only ones worth selling are Jan '19 leaps with a bid at $0.60 and a $0.20 spread. I wouldn't |
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Anus?
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Urethra. |
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This is what commission free options trading will turn people into. Scalping 4$ off trades. My god. Good thing hes probably insolvent after today from selling naked puts.
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Chump change for my tendies! Thanks u/atworkrnnotdoingwork for the shout out, I'll see you all at the poor house bbz |
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Your balance says 14. There isnt a single currency in the world where that is impressive.
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Nigga I literally doubled my $10 investment. It couldv easily been $100 or $1000 if I had that money. |
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We get more steel from Canada and Mexico, actually.
And they're threatening trade war.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-02-28/mexico-is-said-to-plan-retaliation-if-u-s-imposes-steel-tariffs
Pepper yer angus.
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Wow I learned something new today. I need to find out where we get our Aluminum from considering we slapped a 15% Import Tax on that as well. |
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[If the POTUS starts a trade war and slows down the economy, then we won't have to worry about interest rates now would we.](http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/022/138/reece.jpg)
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I can laugh at this because the only alternative is to weep. |
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Wow thanks for this. My PA was 50k, plus margin of about 20-30k, so 15% loss roughly. Held REITs. See previous posts of mine. I need to just not check it for a week and see how that goes.
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“Wants to buy and hold and check his portfolio once a week”
“Also uses margin”
You belong here |
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How do you get a Tibetan monk certificate?
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PayPal me $40 and I'll send you an official certification. |
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I wouldn't describe our situation as an asset bubble
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FREEE MONEY IS GONE |
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everything is obvious after it happens
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He talked about tariffs during his campaign. Everyone said it was a bad idea back then. |
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Short home deport?
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Long ICE |
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Until a recession happens and the tech workers get laid off.
Never gonna happen though, right?
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Workers getting paid 200k aren't the ones who will be let go. |
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....You really think the 1940s is comparable to now?
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No. Our industrial powers is even worse now. |
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Acually it is to those with jobs. And always blame Obama. Fucker bailed out so many, kissed so much ass, always pc. They guy might be the downfall of the US.
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Everything you just said only confirms you’re a fkkin hamster |
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Nevermind. They were green earliar. All 4s is definitely good luck though.
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I thought so. Just needed confirmation. |
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I think it's an overreaction too.. I mean it seems driven by an assumption that a trade war is going to start because of the steel tariffs. Maybe, but it's not a certainty.
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Yeah, I feel like nothing will come of it with the trade wars. Also, JnJ has been down 10-11% since Jan 31st. Which obviously doesn't mean much, but I don't see it going much further. It did hit $125 on Feburary 8th though, so hopefully it doesn't go further than that. Lastly, its lost 6 months of gains at this point. |
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My stops fucked me out of a 5 bagger today
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ditto. but quick little moves are gonna be more consistent... ill take a few percent up a few times a day over getting fucked for 100% |
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X gon give it to ya
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1P0yfq2wDvU |
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Fuck this hits home
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Literally... |
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I have 4 spxl April 20 options, strike $50 that I paid $5.03 each, how fucked am I?
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Oh shit thats a high ass premium. Id say fucked, but you might be able to sell for 50-75% of original value. shouldved sold when spxl hit $49 a few days ago. |
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i identify as plantkin
git gud person that can't scrub carbon dioxide from the air
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plankton? uh...plant..?what? I'm done for the day... |
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Woah now. I'd eat 5 dicks if I could have a house in every direction.
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Directions are 4 (unless you want an house on the moon). Why 5 dicks for 4 directions? One extra for personal delight? |
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Probably an omelette for lunch.
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Must be nice having $ |
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You're stupid if you think recent news isn't effecting the market in the mid-term, if not long. Buy SDS if anything, next week will continue the shitshow.
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You had me at “you’re stupid” |
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No I get that. The thing is I don't fully understand the mechanics of options: IV, strike, ITM, OTM. I don't understand the payouts or how to assess the value of a contract. Because I don't have a complete understanding of the product I can't assess the risk I'm taking on and thus whether I'm making a good decision or not. So I sit in the sidelines while I learn about these things. I wouldn't try playing chess without knowing how the pieces move I won't trade options for the same reason.
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No better way to learn than jumping in head first |
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Waste of money. I went to an in-state party school and could have seen the effects of this action.
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Yeah but you don't have the power to stop it. Trump the Ivy League school graduate does |
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Or fuck that margin and by LEAPs and create a poor mans covered call. Spread them around and should be good to go.
If you are hard long, buy the stocks. If you would have a stop loss at say 10% of what you would pay. Take that 10% amount and go buy a LEAP. Write calls on the LEAP and bring in some income while minimizing the drawdown and not doing margin.
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are you able to just write a call for every leap contract you hold? does it have to be the same strike and exp or is the different what you pay/get paid like a spread? |
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Welltower is great. I'm losing alot of money with it atm. Bagholding for about 3 months now
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I'll check it out, though that's more service properties. I'm looking for family housing funds specifically |
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I lost basically the equivalent of 2 years of my money being in an Ally savings account before the market even opens and you're telling me this isn't a crash?
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You're seriously on WSB comparing returns to an Ally savings account? Go back to r/investing |
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I'm breaking records with all this news that keeps coming out. I'd like our 'days since last incident' get past 2 for once.
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But then I would shit my pants! |
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$SQ duh
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Hell yeh |
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We survived Obama's tariffs on chinese imports, we'll survive this president's china tariffs, and we'll survive the next president's tariffs.
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Last time tariffs got put on steel there was a 10 month recession in the industry. That was under GW in 2002. |
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Can you hold people liable for influencing the market?
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Depends if they can pay for a better lawyer than you. |
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I'm hoping the market panics up
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Dilly dilly! |
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Penis.
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some homo |
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