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BIANCA They do not!
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CAMERON They do to!
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BIANCA I hope so.
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CAMERON She okay?
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BIANCA Let's go.
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CAMERON Wow
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BIANCA Okay -- you're gonna need to learn how to lie.
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CAMERON No
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BIANCA I'm kidding. You know how sometimes you just become this "persona"? And you don't know how to quit?
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BIANCA Like my fear of wearing pastels?
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CAMERON The "real you".
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BIANCA What good stuff?
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CAMERON I figured you'd get to the good stuff eventually.
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CAMERON Thank God! If I had to hear one more story about your coiffure...
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BIANCA Me. This endless ...blonde babble. I'm like, boring myself.
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CAMERON What crap?
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BIANCA do you listen to this crap?
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CAMERON No...
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BIANCA Then Guillermo says, "If you go any lighter, you're gonna look like an extra on 90210."
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CAMERON You always been this selfish?
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BIANCA But
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CAMERON Then that's all you had to say.
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BIANCA Well, no...
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CAMERON You never wanted to go out with 'me, did you?
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BIANCA I was?
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CAMERON I looked for you back at the party, but you always seemed to be "occupied".
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BIANCA Tons
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CAMERON Have fun tonight?
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CAMERON I believe we share an art instructor
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BIANCA You know Chastity?
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CAMERON Looks like things worked out tonight, huh?
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BIANCA Hi.
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BIANCA Who knows? All I've ever heard her say is that she'd dip before dating a guy that smokes.
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CAMERON So that's the kind of guy she likes? Pretty ones?
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BIANCA Lesbian? No. I found a picture of Jared Leto in one of her drawers, so I'm pretty sure she's not harboring same-sex tendencies.
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CAMERON She's not a...
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CAMERON I'm workin' on it. But she doesn't seem to be goin' for him.
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BIANCA I really, really, really wanna go, but I can't. Not unless my sister goes.
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CAMERON Sure have.
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BIANCA Eber's Deep Conditioner every two days. And I never, ever use a blowdryer without the diffuser attachment.
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CAMERON How do you get your hair to look like that?
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BIANCA You're sweet.
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CAMERON You have my word. As a gentleman
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BIANCA I counted on you to help my cause. You and that thug are obviously failing. Aren't we ever going on our date?
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CAMERON You got something on your mind?
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BIANCA Where?
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CAMERON There.
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CAMERON Well, there's someone I think might be --
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BIANCA How is our little Find the Wench A Date plan progressing?
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BIANCA Forget French.
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CAMERON That's because it's such a nice one.
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BIANCA I don't want to know how to say that though. I want to know useful things. Like where the good stores are. How much does champagne cost? Stuff like Chat. I have never in my life had to point out my head to someone.
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CAMERON Right. See? You're ready for the quiz.
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BIANCA C'esc ma tete. This is my head
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CAMERON Let me see what I can do.
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BIANCA Gosh, if only we could find Kat a boyfriend...
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CAMERON That's a shame.
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BIANCA Unsolved mystery. She used to be really popular when she started high school, then it was just like she got sick of it or something.
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CAMERON Why?
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CAMERON Seems like she could get a date easy enough...
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BIANCA The thing is, Cameron -- I'm at the mercy of a particularly hideous breed of loser. My sister. I can't date until she does.
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CAMERON Cameron.
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BIANCA No, no, it's my fault -- we didn't have a proper introduction ---
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CAMERON Forget it.
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BIANCA You're asking me out. That's so cute. What's your name again?
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CAMERON Okay... then how 'bout we try out some French cuisine. Saturday? Night?
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BIANCA Not the hacking and gagging and spitting part. Please.
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CAMERON Well, I thought we'd start with pronunciation, if that's okay with you.
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BIANCA Can we make this quick? Roxanne Korrine and Andrew Barrett are having an incredibly horrendous public break- up on the quad. Again.
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BIANCA I did.
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CHASTITY You think you ' re the only sophomore at the prom?
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CHASTITY I don't have to be home 'til two.
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BIANCA I have to be home in twenty minutes.
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CHASTITY All I know is -- I'd give up my private line to go out with a guy like Joey.
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BIANCA Sometimes I wonder if the guys we're supposed to want to go out with are the ones we actually want to go out with, you know?
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CHASTITY Bianca, I don't think the highlights of dating Joey Dorsey are going to include door-opening and coat-holding.
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BIANCA Combination. I don't know -- I thought he'd be different. More of a gentleman...
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CHASTITY Is he oily or dry?
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BIANCA He practically proposed when he found out we had the same dermatologist. I mean. Dr. Bonchowski is great an all, but he's not exactly relevant party conversation.
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BIANCA Would you mind getting me a drink, Cameron?
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CHASTITY Great
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BIANCA Joey.
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CHASTITY Who?
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BIANCA Where did he go? He was just here.
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BIANCA You might wanna think about it
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CHASTITY No.
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BIANCA Did you change your hair?
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BIANCA You know the deal. I can ' t go if Kat doesn't go --
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JOEY Listen, I want to talk to you about the prom.
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JOEY You're concentrating awfully hard considering it's gym class.
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BIANCA Hi, Joey.
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JOEY Hey, sweet cheeks.
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JOEY My agent says I've got a good shot at being the Prada guy next year.
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BIANCA Neat...
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JOEY It's a gay cruise line, but I'll be, like, wearing a uniform and stuff.
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BIANCA Queen Harry?
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JOEY So yeah, I've got the Sears catalog thing going -- and the tube sock gig " that's gonna be huge. And then I'm up for an ad for Queen Harry next week.
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BIANCA Hopefully.
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JOEY Exactly So, you going to Bogey Lowenbrau's thing on Saturday?
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BIANCA Expensive?
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